Don't turn a cough in to a coffin

To make a situation worse by moaning about it before it has reached its natural conclusion.

"This bonfire night is shit. It's 9.30 and we haven't seen any fireworks yet"
"Chill out, don't turn a cough in to a coffin"

by tytybo November 8, 2011

coffin cafe

A chat site that wasnt like any other. It started off being a twilight rp(role playing) chat site, but it soon turned into a place where ppl could just escape to another world. There was a lot of drama, almost too much, but in the end we were just a family. This chat site has been tooken down, and we have all grown up, but the memory's go on in us. In this place the meaning of life was bucket and everyone loved Bob the tree.

Kanda: hey,do u rememeber that awsome site coffin cafe?
Kyle: yeah, a lot of memory's come up when I think of coffin care.

by shacrin March 25, 2013

Coffin Dodger

An elderly person who appears to be a nuisance. Someone literally dodging their coffin.

This place is full of coffin dodgers.

by 42017658994 August 21, 2008

Coffin Dance

A satanic ritual in which the corpse is properly mourned by carrying it around while dancing. It is customary to play Astronomia while doing this to please the spirits. It is usually performed after a traumatic event, if not death.

Person 1: Dude I died and lost all my stuff in Minecraft yesterday.
Person 2: Damn did you do the coffin dance afterwards?

by Shreycrey April 4, 2020

rat's coffin

a meat pie containing suspect ingredients

I'll have a rat's coffin with sauce thanks

by Ian-Oz September 14, 2006

Sandbox coffin

When someone tries to imitate "Gaara" from the Anime series "Naruto" by surrounding themselves in sand in a sandbox and killing themselves.

Codey "Code Red" Porter is was the name of a 10-year-old boy and amateur magician from the state of Washington. It is claimed in the media that the nickname was derived from his name (Codey) and the color of his hair (GINGAH). In fact, it was simply what his parents and close friends would scream whenever he picked up anything sharper than a wooden spoon.

In March of 2008, Codey attempted the dangerous "Sandbox Coffin", an act he saw on the shitty ninja anime Naruto. Porter accomplished the feat, but died soon after in a tragic hilarious turn of events. Naturally, Anonymous leapt to the scene with cruel jokes, lulzy shoops, and fake MySpace accounts. Thus, the death of this class-A Narutard brought much joy to the internet, and Codey Porter is now known as the s& hero.

"this example was founded on http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Codey_Porter"

by eatmahbull February 18, 2009

coffin

when one farts whilst in the shower stall, closet or some small box like structure trapping the smell inside.

Jeremy laughed when he realized he coffined himself again.

by arthur hawthorne January 6, 2011