coffee

someone who is coughed on

I was the coffee last night because my husband is sick.

by christayina July 27, 2008

Coffee

(n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

I didn't mean to make Bob the coffee, but I could stop coughing!

by Tim McGuinness May 29, 2008

Coffee

(n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

"Did you just cough on me?"

"Yes, you're a coffee"

by TangoApple December 7, 2009

Coffee

Bad name to be called.

Hey What's up Coffee!

by Kirby March 10, 2005

Coffee

Simply put, it's one of the most pathetic excuses for looking like "a fancy high-strung hunk of 'Can't get my ass out of bed' crap who want's to feel good abput him/her self"

I drink Coffee because it help's me wake up.

by Free from Stupid March 5, 2009

Coffee

Coffee (verb): to procure and drink the drink of gods.

Students on way to school.
Student 1: I'm going coffee?(Rhetorical Question)
(Meaning; i'm going to get and drink coffee, wanna come?)
Student 2: .......
Student 1: (Goes to Cafe and gets coffee)

by Triple shot short black May 5, 2011

Coffee

The shit people drink every morning to wake their ass up. Even though there teeth will yellow to point of being gold and breath so stank the shittiness of it is palpable.

Damn, someone had drunk to much coffee this morning. Yo teeth is blockin out THE SUN!

by Crazybastard4everQWERTY March 13, 2015