Jeremy Corbyn

A person whom thrives on praying on young woman and preaches socialist drivel with the hope that one day he will get laid.

your just like that twat Jeremy Corbyn, you know the one thats in British politics

by the one... yes that one February 18, 2017

Jeremy Corbyn high five

Gentle slap to the breast.

I was with this girl last night and gave her a Jeremy Corbyn high five. She loved it!

by Pumpychef June 9, 2017

Cosby Girl

a woman who is so bad in bed, she would be more fun unconscious

Tom: How was your date last night, dude? Dave: Pretty bad, if she passed out it would have been better. Tom: Oh, so she's a Cosby Girl.

by mcmaniac January 12, 2015

cobbed

When sitting on the toilet, you reach over to tear off some toilet paper only to find that there's nothing but the cardboard tube, or cob, left on the roll.

There's no shitwipe left on the roll. I've been cobbed!

by Mr. Weebitzy December 7, 2013

cobbler top

When a girl wakes up the next morning and realizes she has a crusty top of jizz on her head.

After a long night of partying, the whole sorority woke up with cobbler tops.

by Shizbrowndub December 4, 2013

corby lewis

Corby Lewis has no idea that I feel the way I do.
She is my weakness, She is the reason for my existence. How do I tell her that I love her?
She is the girl that has my heart, She completes me.

Corby Lewis you are the air that I breathe. Without you I am nothing.

by Numberofthebeast August 23, 2019

Flop Cobbler

The person who uses a lighter to melt two plastic pieces of a blown out flip flop and makes it whole again

“Hey pone, I blew out a flip flop”. Don’t worry man I come from a long line of flop cobblers... I got you.

by PoneTone August 10, 2018