Coach Norris

A highschool gym teacher that coaches Freshman Football and JV Baseball.

A Coach Norris is famous for quotes such as, "Freshman Football!", "K O R", "PUNT!", "You are actually retarded", and "Reyes, you running looks like old people having sex"

A Coach Norris will never age because he is Coach Norris
Coach Norris
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Hoach Coach

"Looks like the hoach coach pulled in tonight"

"Two tickets for the hoach coach!"
by VitaminB September 24, 2009
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Coach Z

A one time famous rapper, now takin it easy by bein the Coach of the "Crazy Go Nuts Universtity Dumples" Golf CLub Team. He also co-hosts a fishing show with Strong Bad. (See also Stinko Man) He is NOT a poser with an accent that gives him the reminder of his former glory.
Coach Z's Top single:
A one two! A one two! These people tried to fade me! What? What? What? WHat? What?WHat? What? I sad Down, Dang Down, Up once! Up Twice! Gone! Badda Boom! Badda Bing! Wha-WHa-What? A one-two, wha, one two!
by Coach X August 25, 2003
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Coach Z

The Coach from HomestarRunner.com that sports a green jumpsuit, an emblem with a phat 'Z' on it, and has a horrible accent. Talents include saying "job", blowing his whistle like a train's, and his extreme butt-patting action.
"FAHORGLINGRADS!!!!!!!" - Coach Z
"Coach Z, I thought I told you to never come here again." - Strong Bad
by mavhunter October 28, 2003
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Thanks coach

When somebody other than your actual coach attempts to give you tips, ideas, strategies, etc on how you can become better or how to perform something.
Real Coach: Ok, guys, run our play!

Ron: Guys, don't forget, Bobby runs around the screen and Robert passes to him... Make it a good pass Robert!

Ron's teammate: Thanks coach
by darcy mcgee December 20, 2008
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assistant coach

Usually is the coach of a sports team. He doesn't do any real coaching, he just sorta yells "come on guys!"...or a classic of all assistant coaches..... "let's hustle!"
Assistant Coach: Come on Billy, pick it up! hustle!!!
Billy: (picks up his speed)
by Naked Josh 123 September 11, 2005
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Coach Joe

Coach of the JV B Kellenberg Lacrosse team. Vietnam war veteran. Coach Joe likes to yell at kids for no reason. He is a former greaser.
Coach Joe: Your not gonna make it to the next level if you don't work on your left hand, boy!!

Coach Joe is sucha boss.
by RNelly May 05, 2011
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