CLUNTERBANG

CLUNTERBANG (noun/verb)
/ˈkluhn-tər-bang/

Definition:
A loud, chaotic, and questionably consensual-sounding crash that comes from behind a closed door, usually involving at least one person falling, furniture moving, and some kind of hookup, accident, or high-speed booty-related miscalculation. Can be sexy, scary, or both.

"There it was—the unmistakable sound of a clunterbang. A chair tipped, a moan echoed, and someone yelled 'MY KNEE!' We just turned up the music."

by Sanfranloko May 15, 2025

Clonker

Clonker (noun) – A person who deliberately avoids using artificial intelligence (AI) in everyday life, work, or creativity.
Often prefers traditional methods and values human thought over machine suggestions.

“You still write by hand? What are you, some kind of clonker?”
“Yup. I’m keeping my brain 100% AI-free.”

by Clonkist October 14, 2025

Cloner

The long-overdue feminine counterpart to a boner — that unmistakable surge of attraction triggered by sheer masculine competence or presence.

“He split the firewood, lit the stove, and poured the whiskey--which gave me a raging cloner.”

by Washington Redskins October 26, 2025

pussy clotter

People who’s a pussy filled with lots of yappage. Person who talks a lot of shit but doesn’t make any sense. But also a pussy at the same time.

Hey keigan you talk a lot of shit for being a pussy. You pussy clotter

by Jewbag21 December 27, 2023