ticket clipper

Someone (often a middleman) who appears to provide a service (but does not) and charges you a fee.

Examples:
1. Ticketmaster gouging you with fees for printing out a ticket to the event you booked at home.
2. Job recruiters who take your information and use it to apply to jobs publicly posted online by a company.
3. A mortgage broker who offers a standard product that you could have found on your own with ease and adds his commission

Origin: Possibly the finance and superannuation community in Australia.

"The current system is great for the funds themselves, and for the many rent seekers and ticket clippers in the superannuation sector. "

by JimTheMerchant April 3, 2020

Icky Chippy

A game played by 2 male or more male friends. Competitors must furiously masturbate over a chip shop chip until all have ejaculated onto the chip. The last man to spunk on the lone chip must eat the seaman covered chip. Chip may be hot or cold.

Frank, Dave and Larry had finished school for the day. At a loss they decided to finish on a chip shop chip that was found on the pavement during the walk home. After 68 seconds of extremely competitive wanking, Larry came last. In this instance it was Larry who must consume the Icky Chippy.

by On the Buses July 7, 2020

Arabian Toenail Clippings

When one hikes to the nearest ISIS meat up and disguises himself as an Arabian ISIS member. While disguised, search for a few members who have the nastiest, cheesiest toenails. When least expected, flash bang the few ISIS members and kidnap them. Then, get your toe nail clippers out. Carefully, clinch the toenail clippings onto each individual victim's ass rims and tear off forcefully. After all of the victims ass rims are torn off, clip the men's cheesy toenails. Then, when all the toenails are collected, hold a gun to their heads and force them to intensively scrape each others raw ass hole meat with their partners toe nails, fallowing with forcing them to lick the toenails clean. While this is going on, masterbate to the fact that you are doing your country justice. Finally, bust a nut on your toes and forcefully make the victims chew your toe nails off. In conclusion, you have done your country well and ended terrorism.

I've done this and I feel great about the Justice I have done to end terrorism. Arabian Toenail Clippings.

by Stephen Strumimhimer January 11, 2017

Burden of Clippers

An obligation to get off of Discord because they're dirty as fuck and needs a bald fade, as well as a shower.

Exdeath: Naruto is outerversal
Xeno: Burden of Clippers states that you need to get off the cord cuz you're dirty asl
Exdeath: Fuck

by XenoApe November 19, 2020

Clipping

Clipping is a penalty in American football in which a blocker will hit a non-ball carrying opponent from behind and below the waist. Not to be confused with block in the back, which is essentially the same thing but the contact occurs at or above the waist.

Clipping is a foul that usually results in a 15 yard penalty.

by Teresa from OK February 21, 2010

clipper

A type of cylindrical lighter with a removeable part for pokeing down the contents of a joint.

(cj) you got a light?

(si) yeah here....

(cj) nah i need a pokie you got a clipper?

(g) here man i got one in my bag somwhere.

(cj) cheers.

by Timian September 2, 2004

Dry Clipping

1. to steal another persons material, and switch it around to make it yours.
2. to swagga jack
3. to bite another persons style.

person: aww man! he didnt make that up! he is straight up Dry Clipping!!

by Bryan W. March 29, 2007