old man chan

A weirdo with to much gell in his hair. A middle-aged person going through their mid-life crisis. Typically have no friends and are depressed people. NOT a ladies man. In fact, all girls do their best to avoid him at all costs.

Oh man I wish old man chan wasnt here
Old man Chan has too much gell in his hair

by the=definer+ November 11, 2019

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[big shot]]

Spamton's famous phrase that somehow hasn't been on the dictionary yet, despite being a meme longer than hyperlink blocked

P1: how is "NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A big shot" not in the dictionary yet?
P2: idk don't worry I'm making a definition for it right now

by fuck off nosy ass prick December 14, 2021

Onii-chan

The japanese of big brother (or just brother). And please dont say this to japanese ppl unless theyre your brother.

Girl: Onii-chan, can you please be sweet and pass me my plush?
Boy (a.k.a Onii-chan): Sure, here.

by N3K0-! July 8, 2021

Jackie Chan

The ultimate action verb. Used to describe a stunt-like action that involves both daring, quick reflexes, and style. Most commonly used when telling a story of past feats you have accomplished or when telling someone to do something incredible using your body or in heavy traffic.

"Jackie Chan it." When urging your friends to drive into fast moving traffic.
"I Jackie Chan-ed it over the wall."
"I Jackie Chan-ed it down the stairs."

by Etrix December 8, 2007

creepy-chan

creepy-chan is a girl widely known on 4chan message boards as being a very strange girl with even stranger pictures. it just so happens that she is a contestant on americas next top model season 12. her real name is allison harvard. /b/tards LOVE HER

creepy-chan ftw

hey did you see creepy-chan on antm?

by /b/tardhb March 5, 2009

Oni Chan

A word typicaly used in Japanesse animes by younger female anime girls to their older brother or just by anoying weeaboos who think they know the whole damn language.

"Oni Chan (big brother) can you make me a glass of milk?"
"Oni Chan (big brother) can I watch TV with you"

by Miku kinnie September 8, 2020

Iwa-chan

The nickname of Iwaizumi Hajime given by Tooru Oikawa A.K.A seijohs boys volleyball captain.

Person: Isn't That Iwa-Chan?
Me: You mean Iwaizumi Hajime, my husband i want to date!
Person: Don't you ship iwaoi-
Me: shUSH

by Oikawa.Is.Flat.Asf.But.He.Cool December 14, 2020