Chutney Errupty

The result of a human who takes a lethal dose of semen deep (i'm talking loin deep) to the colon which results in an abnormal amount of violent rejection from the sphincter. This erruption includes a heinous amount of stomach bile, blood, feaces/ general waste and the problem in the 1st place, the semen, which looks something like raw chutney.

Hey Claudia, last night after Big Stan had his way with me, I couldnt stop the flow of Chutney Errupty. I examined all the colours of the rainbow.

by Filthy Terrence February 17, 2010

Chutney Ferret

A cock that's engaged in anal intercourse, and has collected a little poo.

"My cocks pure stinkin! I Shagged Sonia up her shitpipe last night, and got meself a Chutney Ferret!"

by The Phantom Shitter June 14, 2018

chutney ferrit

a chutney ferrit is someone gives it up the arse, and probebly takes it to.

Sean is a chutney ferrit, he bumms his dad to the early hours of the morning.

by sean coal September 23, 2008

mango chutney

a thick gooey substance consisting of faeces and "man goo".

by McBogans July 8, 2003

Bum Chutney Ferret

the person that is subject to bum chutney ferret is often an example of a homosexual.

"mate you suck"
"dont start you bum chutney ferret"

by jakinator February 24, 2008

chutney

1. poop
2. crap
3. anything with a foul odour and is all mushy

1. ah who is taking a chutney in there?!
2. see 1.
3. see 1.

by zacchaeus September 13, 2005

chutney ferret

fucked company's poster, gnorac.

That poofter gnorac over there, he's a right chutney ferret.

by pud August 27, 2003