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Christopher

If your name is christopher you have a big dick and good at basketball
My name is Christopher and I’m good at basketball
by Christhegoat40 November 10, 2019
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Christopher

The name derives from the Greek term meaning "bearing Christ inside". He shares his name with Christopher Columbus and the dude on family guy who is terrified of the agro monkey in his room. He is a top notch smart ass and a great friend.
random1: hey who is that dude over there?
random2: oh yeah that's Christopher. He's maximum cool
by Aunt Pearl October 23, 2009
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Christopher

Christopher is a sexy boy who always makes you laugh, he is a good person to talk to when your sad or angry. He is a good fighter as in punching and he is usually strong, a good boyfriend coz he cares and he will stick up for you when you are in trouble.
Christopher is so strong
Christopher is so handsome

Christopher is so careful

Christopher is a good fighter
by Reelikeactua1ree July 23, 2019
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Christopher

A guy who commits arson and eats pubic hair for snacc
Guy 1: We need to get the fuck out of here, the money isn't worth it
Guy 2: Why are you so scared?
Guy 1: Christopher just drank 4 chug jugs and ate 3 orphans, and is rapidly approaching
by Ratworks March 21, 2022
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Christopher

HES the smartest person Ik and I’ll ever meet. Anyone that meets him can easily tell that he has such a bright future a head of him. If ur reading this Christopher I promise ur gonna do amazing things In ur life. Ppl are going to know ur name everywhere and I’m gonna watch u inspire so many others along ur path. Ik that one day ull get to meet Taylor swift , ur such a big fan and u deserve it sm. Can’t wait to see u change the world 🌎 ❤️.
From someone Ud never expect.
Person 1: who is that intelligent guy?
Person2: that’s definitely a christoper
Christopher: Christmas
by Lie to me Pinocchio October 25, 2020
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Christopher

A faggot who has a huge cock and Is a bad ass. He loves video games and he will take a fucking bullet to his nose and only cry for one hour
Christopher Is good
by Lightsaber09 November 19, 2018
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Christopher

Christopher is an amazing sweet boy that's sometimes a fuckin savage and is so important to someone that they will never know but should be with someone who they like and should always make the 1st move cuz it will be a yes
1st person: he is so sweet I think I love him
2nd person: well his name is Christopher so u chose a real winner
by FlutterBunny0101 July 19, 2016
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