Christopher 

HES the smartest person Ik and I’ll ever meet. Anyone that meets him can easily tell that he has such a bright future a head of him. If ur reading this Christopher I promise ur gonna do amazing things In ur life. Ppl are going to know ur name everywhere and I’m gonna watch u inspire so many others along ur path. Ik that one day ull get to meet Taylor swift , ur such a big fan and u deserve it sm. Can’t wait to see u change the world 🌎 ❤️.
From someone Ud never expect.

Person 1: who is that intelligent guy?
Person2: that’s definitely a christoper
Christopher: Christmas

Christopher by Lie to me Pinocchio October 25, 2020

Christopher 

A guy who commits arson and eats pubic hair for snacc

Guy 1: We need to get the fuck out of here, the money isn't worth it
Guy 2: Why are you so scared?
Guy 1: Christopher just drank 4 chug jugs and ate 3 orphans, and is rapidly approaching

Christopher by Ratworks March 21, 2022

Christopher 

Christophers are special people who you want to keep around. It will help to get close to a Christopher, on the outside their rough and just one of the guys, but on the inside they're sweet, funny, and a friend who will always come through. Christophers are people that you want to keep up with. Once you're close to one, don't let him go, keep him with you because he will come through for you.

Person 1: Hey Christopher, can you hand me that piece of paper?
Christopher: No get up
Person 1: Christopher, I've known you for a long time, get up
Christopher: I know, I'll get it
Person 1: Thanks
Christppher: Anytime

Christopher by YASSSSSSSSS______ April 22, 2016

Christopher 

A very extremely attractive person, who believes that they are bad in bed but really isnt
Has a big dick

He is very sweet, caring, and loving

Just be like Christopher

Christopher by Meisnice March 14, 2017

Christopher 

A well mannered guy who is very quiet. He speaks with a voice so low you would assume that he is a timid individual...which fits perfectly with his nerdy hair style the comb over! Lets not forget when he's out conducting business the clothing he choses to wear isn't much different. Now you wouldn't expect nothing less then a person who is very generous but not because he is known to be wealthy but almost as if he was splurging to obtain friends! Once you really get to know a Christopher you will realize all of what you thought you knew was a BIG lie as he is quiet the deciever! Its almost safe to say he is just a fraud... a thug that's under cover. Some may even say his presence is like taking a gamble with your life. Like a dope phein with a addiction Christopher can be to ones life. He's one guy that draws attention ... When he's around every ones mind some how becomes cloudy!!!

He's just a christopher... He seems all right but he's really all wrong!!!

Christopher by Dakota Stryker August 23, 2017

Christopher 

An amazing Kid who will make you laugh so much you want to cry. He has a tendency to wipe his tears, snot and spit on you. But through all of that he is someone who you want to love. & them to love you back. He will be the comfort you have always been looking for. He is the soft place for you to land. He will love everything you do for him. He is himself and he accepts you for you. Nothing changes with him. Plus if you catch the right one, he will be cuban and look like nick jonas. How amazing!? Now go find one!

yeah playa playa, I want to holla at Christopher"

Christopher by goodnite November 17, 2010

Christopher 

A dumb pothead, drunk-ass mother fucker, who goes out on the street at late night fucking women getting Aids and shit. Negro wannabe.

Girl 1: Did you see Christopher?
Girl 2: Yeah, he was one drunk-ass pothead.
Girl 1: He was such a douche I wanted it $70 he didn't fuck me.
Girl 2: What an ass.

Christopher by noH0mO March 7, 2011