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baked chrissy

The act of expressing excessive flatulence into a pillowcase, throwing that pillowcase over someone's head and punching them in the face. Can be used as a consensual sex act, a form of revenge, or platonic wholesome fun with friends and family.
That ho wouldn't stop talking so I served her a hot baked Chrissy and left her on Interstate 5
by bakedchrissy February 11, 2017
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chrissy rizzy

chrissy is getting rizzy

he’s is chrissy rizzy
by mrow mrow mrow January 4, 2024
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Chrissy the Coon

1.Used to describe someone with a duality of negative qualities often associated with both urban and rural life.

The arrogance and ignorance of country combined with the selfish and ruthless nature developed while living in the city.

2.Someone who is extremely offensive but gets butthurt when you call him out on it.

3. A simpleton who lacks enough self awareness to see the hypocrisy in his actions and opinions.

4. A trump supporter.
Good person: Wow, have you heard that guy Chris sued Donna when he stubbed his toe on her porch?

2nd Good person: Yeah, he's a real Chrissy the Coon.
by Chris Robinson April 27, 2025
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Chrissy P

A person with a sexy hat who often is musical and plays an instrument such as the bass guitar.

Girls often look at Chrissy P play and walk on and off stage wishing that he'd finger them harder than the bass guitar.

Pablo Escobar is rumoured to have been involved with a Chrissy P within his cartel as his cartel's designated band needed a bassist who would get girls on their knees begging for a Chrissy P, or Chrissy P's hat.
That's a cool hat, we're you inspired by a Chrissy P?

That bass guitar playing is sexy, must have been played by a Chrissy P
by bluefoxj November 25, 2021
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Chrissy

The poor redhead who was snap crackle and popped in stranger things season 4
Eddie: Chrissy! Wake up! I dont like this chrissy WAKE UP!

Chrissy: * starts flying and popping*
by E03 July 18, 2022
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chrissy wake up

the song that at first was a funny appreciation of a character (eddie munson) and the actor's hard work in this role, that has later transformed into the only three words stranger things obsessed kids scream at you in the hallway when you tell them it is in fact illegal and just wrong to stalk joseph quinn's location and show up to his holiday house.
"yeah idk i think that was going a bit very far, yknow stalking his location and showing up to his house and all"

"ugh u dont get it - CHRISSY WAKE UP I DONT LIKE THIS CHRISSY WAKE UP, HEY HELLO, TIME TO WAKE UP TIME TO WAKE UP CAN YOU HEAR ME WAKE UP CHRISSY I DONT LIKE THIS CHRISSY WAKE UP"
by elmointhewild August 17, 2022
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Chrissy riley

he is a slink, and can sometimes be referred as quite of a 2 timer. Do not go for Chrissy or he will offer to shag your ear...but that’s just the start apparently. Other than that he’s basically just a dickhead :)
Hey ‘Chrissy riley’ go suck cock
by Chrissy riley December 13, 2018
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