dilf chores

What a stay at home Dad does for your Mom after she gets home from a long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab.

Daughter: Hey Dad, can we play fortnite?

DILF: Not now, kid. Gotta do my dilf chores for your Mom, she had another long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab. We can play fortnite in 6 to 9 hours; If you make dinner.

Daughter: ur such a simp, Dad

DILF: *hits vape angrily* Thats it, no vaping for half an hour, bucko.

Daughter *BhGGTCYvUvYYvUGyFycUGfy%^%~?^<*.*%?^€??^#.'!!!!!!!*

by asschins12 July 20, 2023

Chore

Do do a around the house task for a given amount of money

Do all your chores and you will get a dollar.

by Ktkemp July 16, 2015

Chore

Means the opposite of the word “sure.” Mainly used to express disapproval of an idea or action.

Friend 1: “Hey let’s play board games this Friday night.”

Friend 2: “Chore bro, I want to go out and get destroyed Friday.”

by Max Whitlock November 19, 2018

dirty chore

To have sex with someone who your used to having sex with, a routine; Having sex with someone who is unshowered and aren't attracted to but was at one time.

"Doing your Dirty Chore?"

by LST13 November 30, 2022

Chores

Chores are daily activities that have to be done and are often used against you as a child.

My mother was mad are me because I did not do chores.

by Guavas July 13, 2018

Chore Porn

Similar to food porn, chore porn is digital proof (photo or video) of a single or multiple completed chores. Whereas food porn elicits a stronger response in men, for some reason chore porn often has a more pronounced effect on women.

Friend: Are we still meeting at Broadway 5050 at 8pm to watch game 7 of the World Series?
Me: And you know this! I just sent my wife enough chore porn to keep her satisfied for the whole evening.

by Sir Berzerker 999 April 23, 2025

Chored

To steal something

Oi! You chored my bike

by Jessc1122 December 26, 2018