Choda

(noun)

A uniquely Southall phenomenon: a short, chubby man with a suspiciously tight topknot, who claims his steel plate in the elbow is from “back in the day” but actually got it when trying to repair an old Mercedes in a pub car park. Often spotted in the Broadway area, loitering near the samosa shop, telling stories no one asked for.

“Oi, careful — don’t make eye contact with that Choda. Last time I did, he tried to sell me a used carburettor and showed me his elbow scar.”

by HorseCoq August 11, 2025

Chut ka chautha choda

Chauthi chut chodne ke bad pagal ho gaya hai. The ascended version of Randwa.

S is a chut ka chautha choda for forgetting his bro in his difficult time

by ViolentMemories February 24, 2025

Choda

The place between your balls and ass..often called taint.

That bitch licked my choda last night.....

by RabidWildcats May 27, 2018

Chut ka chautha choda

Ascended version of Randwa.

Piyush halka sa chut ka chautha choda hai, har din muthi marta hai (Monday 5:00pm-Saturday 7:00pm; Sunday rest day)

by ViolentMemories February 24, 2025

choda

the underside of a toilet bowl rim.

tony spent all afternoon scrubbing his choda.

by billy choda March 30, 2004

Choda

a choda is a female chode, thanks to ray he came up with it & everyone should use it like that.

Sarah is such a choda !

by Mirranda May 2, 2008