chimney dick

Chimney dick refers to a male with very little (or no) ejaculate. This can be caused by excessive masturbation or sex. Scientists disagree on whether it is hereditary or not though smokers tend to be more prone to this condition... hence the double entendre.

You neeeed to quit smoking so we can have this baby... ain't nobody gettin pregnant when all you bringin is your chimney dick sputtering smoke stacks.

by Tojo Ventures July 4, 2016

chimney trail

Noun meaning:
1. The path on which you find your way home to that which is essential in an otherwise distraction-filled world.

2. Mindful parenting.
3. Demonstrating that you give a damn.
Synonyms: STRONG, HAPPY, FAMILY
Antonyms: Distracted parenting

To hell with the rat race, my family and I are on the Chimney Trail.

by Chimney Trail October 8, 2018

Squirrel chimney

When a squirrel projectile diarrheas in an intense and continuous manner.

DO NOT go outside, there is a squirrel chimney occurring!

by Squirrelmazter August 11, 2018

London Chimney

Requiring two people but works best with three. There is a Furnace, a Chimney, and a Sweeper. The sweeper prepares the Chimney by rolling them on their back feet first so their ass points up in the air and gently inserts anal beads into the Chimney's open anus. The Furnace prepares the smoke by ripping a massive bong load and then blows the load into the Chimney's open asshole, Loading the chimney. The Furnace then vigorously rips the anal beads out, forcing the bong load into the Sweeper's mouth.

Dan: I can't believe how long the smoke trail was last night.

Steve: Yeah, the London Chimney gets you high, bud.

by Butt2Face January 8, 2023

weed chimney

Some one who smokes so much weed it's almost annoying and they often smell like weed

Aye She smokes so much she's like a weed chimney

by Fear.the.kier July 6, 2015

backwash chimney

When two people get close enough in a scissor like position to connect urethra to urethra forming one single unit. Some have even been known to swap the contents of their bladders.

Steve: "Tom what are those lesbians doing overthrew?:

Tom: "thats a yoga pose called the backwash chimney, we should try it sometime."

by Bryan Leroy September 29, 2021

Chimney day

April 6th of every year, post a picture of a chimney with absolutely no context

“Hey man don’t forget tomorrow is chimney day”. “Oh yeah thanks for the reminder”

by L-papi April 5, 2021