chemist

An often eccentric scientist who, for a reasonable price, will do good for the world. They are often found working late nights titrating random acids or working on a cure for cancer.

Antonyms. chemical engineer

Stupid person: chemistry sucks.
Chemist: but without it you would not have any synthetic fibers, plastics, or durable metals.
Stupid person: oic... I am stupid.

by Skeez Adams January 31, 2005

analytical chemistry

A terrifying and disgusting combination of statistics and chemistry that will crush your social/sex life into nothingness. This is assuming, however, that said person had one before this class.

person1: Hey bro! last night was crazy! what did you end up doing?

person2: Oh, not much you know... sat at home and wanked it till the wee hours of the morning!

person1: Woah, why?

person2: Analytical chemistry took it to me bro.

by freebord4lyf January 21, 2010

ChaMineola

The shrinking city of Mineola, LI due to the growth of Chaminade HS. The purchases of Meribah in Muttontown and Founders' Hollow in upstate NY whet their appetite for land. The first mineolan acquisitions were the bus depot and print shop across Jericho. And their latest acquisition is the former Ford Dealership, now known as the Activity-Athletic Center (AAC) or the "Chami-Dome." No one knows where the Marianists have set their eyes next.

Commuter: What's the stop after Westbury on the Port Jeff line going East?
Flyer: ChaMineola?
Commuter: You mean "Mineola."
Flyer: For now...

by K.C. Casey October 21, 2009

ChimiLeaks

When a friend publicly exposes information that you have told them in strict confidence without any provocation. Named after a famed provocateur who has since moved to Uzbekistan to escape conviction.

My girlfriend had no idea I smoked weed with a couple of friends at the movies only to be exposed by Chimileaks three years later at a informal lunch.

by Gypsy-Skater December 15, 2016

hot chimichanga shit

When you have to take a shit really bad.

HURRY UP IN THERE! I have to take my hot chimichanga shit!

by Zeyph February 28, 2017

chibi-clan

Groups of masochists willing to sacrifice their own sanity in order to provide others with a detailed inventory of stupid media.

What? You really sat through all of Jack Frost 2: Return of the Mutant Killer Snowman? You must be in the chibi-clan or something

by Killjoy March 29, 2003

chemical poet

Someone who writes really well under the influence of drugs.

He drank four red-bulls with his ADHD medication when he wrote that A+ essay. He's some sort of chemical poet.

by Slim Daniels March 2, 2007