Chewb

A person, usually in a first person-shooter game, that screams and has a tantrum over the stupidest of things. Commonly found on games such as Halo, Halo 2, Counterstrike, Medal of Honor, and so on, chewbs are the worst people to play against because when you beat them, they scream in outrage, and when they beat you, the scream in delight. Lose-loser situation. The begining chew has been derived from Chewbacca, the lovable fur-bag of the oh-so-popular Star Wars series, who due unfortunately to his race, must scream absolutely everything he says. Chewbs have a choice not to, but choose to, therefore adding the aspect of noob.

*chewb gets fragged*
Chewb: DUDE WHO'S USING THE 203!?!?! WHAT A NOOB!!!
Intelligent person: Calm down, it's just a game.
*chewb gets shot by g3(one hit = kill)*
Chewb: OMG NOW THE JEWB IS USING A G3! SOMEONE PUNT HIM!
Intelligent person: Calm down, it's just a game.

by Kascas April 29, 2006

Hi-chew

The best candy ever. A small, white chewy, fruity candy that has a burst of flavor in the center of it's goo. Also known as the Asian version of Starburst.

i went to the asian market to buy hi-chews

by Aquiladine February 28, 2008

Chew your ear off

When someone talks so much that they wear away your ears from over use.

Cardful he talks alot... He'll chew your ear off if you let him.

by ChienChaud October 12, 2009

chew toy

The person you have or will have carnal relations with, but never a serious relationship.

"Do you like my chew toy for the night? I met him on the dance floor..."

by Bobalicious Brown May 13, 2007

chewcocka

A hairy, homosexual man who loves to suck on dick.

Jon: Man Mark is a major Chewcocka, that hairy bastard chewed on my dick all night

Mark(in the background): Mmmhmmm

Adam: Damn you two are gross

by aBizzol'rd March 25, 2007

Mickey Chew

Considered God by some, Micheal "Mickey" chew, hereafter referred as "Chew" is considered to be God of his world (Classroom) where you mustn't say filthy thing's related to sexual intercourse before college and marriage, drugs or alcohol, or say things that are filthy. He is most well known for his hatred of the "Groves" where filthy things happen. if you would like to know more Please go to chewdiaism . com and read the "Chewda" (the Chewdists bible) Chew is also running for President of the United States of America in 2020 his slogan is "Keep America out of the groves"

Mickey Chew: God like man. Wow you Clapped your girlfriend, I'm telling Mr.Chew! Mickey, I did something filthy! Chew for president 2020

by Douglas Dimmadome October 25, 2019

red hot chewbacca

When you find yourself in the bathroom with a box of Red Hots, but you accidentally spill them all over the floor. Not to let them go to waste, you scoop them all up, along with all the pubes and put them back in the box. Then you give the box of Red Hots to someone as a gift. Preferably, they like Red Hots.

Mark is a douche so I thought it would be funny to give him a red hot chewbacca.

by Dachshundpunch June 16, 2018