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An extended version of the extremely overused 'lol', of course meaning laughing out loud, or laugh out loud(but of course you know that if you know how to click internet explorer). It is used to signify that you are a chewb, but is intended from the user as a sarcastic way of insulting people that overuse 'lol'.
Maegan quit saying lolz0rsessess, it makes you sound like a complete chewb.
by Kascas April 3, 2006
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A person, usually in a first person-shooter game, that screams and has a tantrum over the stupidest of things. Commonly found on games such as Halo, Halo 2, Counterstrike, Medal of Honor, and so on, chewbs are the worst people to play against because when you beat them, they scream in outrage, and when they beat you, the scream in delight. Lose-loser situation. The begining chew has been derived from Chewbacca, the lovable fur-bag of the oh-so-popular Star Wars series, who due unfortunately to his race, must scream absolutely everything he says. Chewbs have a choice not to, but choose to, therefore adding the aspect of noob.
*chewb gets fragged*
Chewb: DUDE WHO'S USING THE 203!?!?! WHAT A NOOB!!!
Intelligent person: Calm down, it's just a game.
*chewb gets shot by g3(one hit = kill)*
Chewb: OMG NOW THE JEWB IS USING A G3! SOMEONE PUNT HIM!
Intelligent person: Calm down, it's just a game.
by Kascas April 3, 2006
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