cheddar melt

A cooch that is so nasty it looks like an Arby's Cheddar Melt.

That bitch asked me to go down on her, and when I looked at her cunt I was like "Daaaamn bitch.....I already ate lunch today! Your pussy look like an Arby's Cheddar Melt!"

by Jethro X November 30, 2005

Top Ched

To throw a dip in upper deck

Antonym: Bottom Beaver

Yo Bro - you gonna chuck that Griz top ched?

by DJ Karrot December 14, 2010

check cheddar

to get riches, ie make a lot of money or steal in some cases.

i check cheddar like a food inspector

by hershy February 14, 2005

Cheddar Bob

A person who shoots himself accidently

Plaxico "Cheddar Bob" Burress

by Big Snacks December 16, 2008

Chedburn

A term referring to poor management and paying no attention to your customers. The term is particularly true when referring to online games where the name first got its meaning.

Pete: I just tried logging into this game and it said my account doesn't exist.
Paul: Sounds like you've been Chedburnt.

Pete: I've had it with this site, every time I log in it freezes.

Paul: Sounds like they've employed the Chedburn method.

by Dirtymockstar October 24, 2009

Ass Cheddar

A viscous, glandular substance emitted from the anus.

Simon farted and churned up a bounty of ass cheddar.

Her unwashed gluteal cleft was a veritable cornucopia of ass cheddar.

by Tunmy AuGratin February 28, 2006

Cheddar Sanchez

After a long, sweaty work-out or a tough day at work, rub your finger around your crotch, get it nice and cheezy, and rub it under your woman's nose. (Also called the Frumunda Stash)

"Yo, I was goin' commando, and I did like 10 sets of lunges at the gym, and when I got home I gave the ol' lady a Cheddar Sanchez.

by Bub-man April 1, 2010