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charver

A cheap gold, stripey jumper worshipper. Arsehole crude and shouts at passers by whilst smoking their last tab in a bushelter. Anyone who isn't a chauver is either a goth or a sk8er according to them.
by Kelly October 6, 2003
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They think they are rocks and gane dew the monkey to get some cowies and do they have dress sence plz (no)i mean come on burghouse coats and rocports (rocky p,s)fread perry jumper tracky b's and the caps are on a 90 degrees angle well they manly from mackam land and need to get a life they stand out side the shop and try to get there dirty piss water and there cheap and chearful(cider and wine)
(ere will ya gan in da shop for is)
(who ya lookin at ya fuckin daft cunt)
(ew lead is a fag)
(Will ya buck me m8 like ew)
by Becca n jade October 15, 2003
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Charvee

Someone who is beautiful and attractive. She is as sweet as honey but can also be as spicy as hot sauce. If you find a charvee, dont lose her. She is one in a million.
Omg you have a charvee, damn, you are one lucky person.
by lalalalalland March 1, 2022
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charver

The peasants from the South Shields area, mainly around Chi and Crossgate.
They board the metro at Chichester and get off in South Shields.
by Jarrow Brewers February 11, 2004
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Charva

A word that is used all ova in the UK put has different names, all with the same definition, other names are;
Chavs, Neds, Townies, Kevs, Charvers, Steeks, Spides, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Kappa Slappers, Skangers, Janners, Stigs, Scallies. but where i live in the north east so they are called charvas. charvas are people who wears lots ov bling bling usually big massive clown necklaces, tog24's berghauses, peter stroms ect and rockports, nike air max, big sovereign rings and an attitude like nothing you've seen b4. usually between the age ov 9 - 17 but can be older if its a lass livin in a council house that miffs (stinks) with 15 kids running round all with different dads! they are also usually potheads who smoke tac.
'Here i am charva so divvant mess wiv me like! aalreet?'
by cheryl June 6, 2004
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charva

One hell of an anti-socialist group of people who do nothing except for drinking at the local park all night. For their modes of transport it is usually a kids UNIVERSAL bike with the seat as high up as it can go. But when they are old enough (smack bang on their 18th birthday) they buy a car (mainly a Vauxhall Nova/Corsa, Renault 206, Fiat Punto or a Ford Fiesta) and before passing the test they add bits of cheap plastic to the body (cheap and nasty, like they are), a device for the exhaust which makes it sound loud (to collaberate with the 'blingin choons') and have at least a CD Player which has 3 bass boosts so they can be heard approaching from miles away.
(See also townie)
'Howay ya wanna gan doon thar toon in me new blingin motah?'
'Aye we'll fork oot on soma dat soida and gan to da park for a drink!'
by Drum Boy May 19, 2004
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Charva is typically the northeastern variant of a word referring to a despicable species, also referred to as chavs, townies and various other things according to your region of the country.
Many people correctly assume the charva to be a subhuman type of animal, however they are incorrect in equating the charva with any kind of primate, as is often the case. Whereas primates display often complex social structures, emotions, and intelligent behaviour, the charva is completely devoid of such things. It is consequently a subhuman, subprimate and even submammalian form of life with more in common with the Amoeba than thinking creatures.
As such it is continually baffling that it is illegal to kill these things, but that's justice for you.
Identify your charva by it's preference for various labels of sportwear, such as Adidas, Kappa, Le Coq Sportif, Nike.
As is frequently pointed out, tracksuit bottoms are often tucked into the socks, the 'female' version of the charva has a massive fringe that you could probably slice vegatables with, and the 'male' form has typically short hair, caked in enough gel to drown a rhinocerous.
Both 'sexes' have a boisterous nature and believe that they could beat Sylvester Stallone in a fight despite being weedy and physically pathetic. If they attempt to start a fight for typically miniscule reasons please slap the creature about a bit to teach it a lesson it will rapidly forget.
Len' us twenny pence!
Giz a tab!
Lend,s a tab!
Hee ya! Are ya startin!?
Ah'll spark ye out!
by ArcticMongoose May 22, 2004
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