cat piss caterpillar

A rare species of caterpillar that emits a cat piss like substance from tiny pores on its body in attempt to disguise and protect itself from predators. It releases this substance when it feels as if it is in danger.

Lauren : yo why does this tree smell like cat piss
Korren : dude there are cat piss caterpillars shivering their timbers all over this tree right now

by korndog420 March 10, 2022

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Caterpillar Squeeze

An act so vile that to describe it here would be unexcuseable.

Girl 1: Did you here what happened to Janey?

Girl 2: Did she get herpes again?

Girl 1: No, that was last week. Jimmy gave her a Caterpillar Squeeze!

Girl 2: *slaps Girl 1 and begins vomiting uncontrollably*

by Phreakin Mohican October 24, 2011

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fossilized caterpillar

Is formed when one takes a dump in the middle of the Sahara desert and throws sand on top to cover it up.

On a sunny morning in the Merzouga desert I discovered a fossilized caterpillar hidden in sand only to later discover it was fresh dump.

by Globetrotter69 December 6, 2025

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Caterpillar

Putting a caterpillar into your urethra until it becomes a butterfly and you come it out

It’s took me two weeks to caterpillar, took longer than normal

Really, it normally take a week

by anonymous November 26, 2024

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Caterpillaring

When a person writes for a long time and the ••• appear on Facebook.

"Ugh she's been caterpilliaring me all day."

"Do you think he's asleep, he's left me on a caterpillar?"

Caterpillaring: Defined as taking a while to reply and you can see them typing.

by TheLongLongStaircase April 19, 2021

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