Catch 20-Poo

Dilemma which occurs when you need to shit but are far away from the nearest toilet. Running will get you there faster but the natural laxative qualities of running will make you want to shit more. Walking doesn't make you want to shit nearly as much but it takes you twice as long to get to the toilet. Hence, you are caught in a Catch 20-Poo.

"I went jogging the other day and about a half mile from home I got caught in a Catch 20-Poo".

by wendyclark July 11, 2010

catch a z

Catnap /relest/sleep very short time

I try to catch a z at lunch hour at wotl

by lizguitarlessons November 23, 2015

catch a body

to have murdered someone

"Niggaz be runnin through the block shootin
Time to start the revolution, catch a body head for Houston..." - Nas

see, he's talking about killing someone and then leaving to houston to evade the consequences....

by hip hop head July 26, 2006

catch shit

To receive excessive blame for

Whenever I forget to take out the trash, I catch shit from my mom.

by richard dot com February 26, 2007

a catch

1. A spectacular find, as in dating or marriage.

2. A golden discovery, as in a bargain or business deal.

3. Home-run-robbing snag made at the outfield wall by a professional baseball player.

1. Wow, I can't believe Sam is dating Melissa...she's quite a catch!

2. I found a used Jeep online the other day...low mileage, great engine, reasonable price...man, what a catch!

3. OH CAN YOU BELIEVE IT! He saved a home run with that waffle cone snag! That catch will be on Web Gems tomorrow, folks!

by Rangerfox86 July 31, 2009

catch wood

Southern slang for erection.

Damn bro, she was at work and I was home sniffing her crotch rot through her pantyhose and just couldn't catch wood.

by MPatrick January 31, 2008

catch him in traffic

Rappers saying "Catch him in traffic" or "ill catch you in traffic" it means that while there going somewhere there going to catch them in traffic and kill them

I hear that nigga beefin with you.
Facts, lets catch him in traffic.

by Zack2g May 17, 2016