capri is a weird 11 year old boy on discord that likes to scream in kids ears and eats peoples limbs. do not touch a capri in any sort of way or else youll get bitch slapped. Capri also HATES eyes with a passion. And ripped his own eyes out before.
by Caepri October 22, 2020
Get the Caprimug. Instead of racking up lines, Capri-Sunning or doing a Capri Sun is snorting drugs directly from the bag via a note/straw
Pre Tense: I've got some coke if you want some, I can't rack here. Do you fancy Capri Sunning from the bag instead? *Passes bag with straw in it*
Past Tense: Holy shit! I just Capri Sunned 2 grams, I think I'm gonna OD!
Past Tense: Holy shit! I just Capri Sunned 2 grams, I think I'm gonna OD!
by Gibsonion August 19, 2019
Get the Capri Sunningmug. BEST CAMP COUNSELOR EVER. Doesn’t get sun burns because she bathes in dog drool. Won’t let fibbers go to the camp nurse. Her catchphrase is “Sick!” Has a secret handshake with her cousin that is so secret they must recreate it every day for fear that it is compromised. Likes to have fun. If she could change all of the water in the world to a different liquid, she would change it to Capri-sun. Was almost names Spider-Pig.
Lesser Camp Counselor: Hey Capri-fun, are you going to let that kid go to the nurse?
Capri-fun: No, the kid ain’t siiiiick. He’s faking it. They’re faking it. They’re all faking it.
Capri-fun: No, the kid ain’t siiiiick. He’s faking it. They’re faking it. They’re all faking it.
by Sugar Crash July 18, 2019
Get the Capri-funmug. by Ash :) 666 August 30, 2018
Get the Capri sunmug. by VictoriasBigMouth February 14, 2012
Get the Capri Funmug. one of the most amazing individuals in the world <3 theyre vv funny and vv cute and sweet, i wish the best on them.
by kixidii March 27, 2021
Get the caprimug. When you double handed deep dog throat a man in his mid to late 30's while drinking a corona beer on a Wednesday afternoon
by Loritis August 21, 2020
Get the Wisconsin Capri-sunmug.