Capri Sun Blowjob

When you’re scrolling through Tinder and you meet a girl who will trade Capri Sun juice boxes for oral sex. She’s definitely not homeless but may or may not have all of her teeth. Found in the finer parts of Eagle River AK, possibly by Carl’s Jr

Andy, how come you buy your juice in bulk at Costco? “Bro, you know I live the Pikachu life. Article 15s by day and Capri Sun Blowjobs by night. Looking for a new couch?”

by Plumbers Putty April 07, 2018

Capri-sun Vodkas

A drink promising side effects which will render you a crying mess, convince you everyone is married and theive your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however as if by magic when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class russian stripper.

I cant believe you gave them capri-sun vodkas again theyll be slut dropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner then mourning the death of Tobey Maguire as spiderman in no time

by JuicyOliwia6669 September 21, 2017

sunrise capri sun

a popular alcoholic drink on the east coast. You mix juice with vodka and a couple of other things and call it a sunrise. Usually fixed at parties, and typically a chic drink.

Taylor- Yo what can I hit you up with?

Jennie- I think I want a sunrise capri sun

by mrmixer123 March 19, 2010

Capry

Capry is the most honorable friend to have, she can make you smile any time of the day(especially when you’re down). She is organized and super responsible. She is funny and a good friend. She is the person in your friend group that is going places. And is gorgeous on top of being smart. Capry probably wore braces because of her busted teeth . She has a loud mouth and a louder rear .

P. S. Capry we appreciate the fuck out of you and wouldn’t trade you to make our lives better, because you already make our lives amazing being here with us.

Person 1: who is that
Person 2: that’s Capry she has nice teeth

by The_Biddler September 08, 2020

Fabio Capri

A song artist (Delirio and 300 miles) and tiktoker! Hes so hot too like i can't explain how fine he is

¡Un artista de canciones (Delirio y 300 millas) y tiktoker! Él también es tan sexy que no puedo explicar lo bueno que es.

Girl1 or Boy1: You know Fabio Capri? Hes fluent in Spanish and English
Girl2 or Boy2: Yes! He followed me back on instagram i cried when i saw it

Chica 1 o Chico 1: ¿Conoces a Fabio Capri? Habla español e inglés con fluidez.
Chica 2 o Chico 2: ¡Sí! Me siguió en Instagram y lloré cuando lo vi.

by maileah November 05, 2023

Fabio Capri

A song artist (Delirio and 300 miles) and tiktoker! Hes so hot too like i can't explain how fine he is

¡Un artista de canciones (Delirio y 300 millas) y tiktoker! Él también es tan sexy que no puedo explicar lo bueno que es.

Girl1 or Boy1: You know Fabio Capri? Hes fluent in Spanish and English
Girl2 or Boy2: Yes! He followed me back on instagram i cried when i saw it

Chica 1 o Chico 1: ¿Conoces a Fabio Capri? Habla español e inglés con fluidez.
Chica 2 o Chico 2: ¡Sí! Me siguió en Instagram y lloré cuando lo vi.

by maileah November 05, 2023

Capri-Slurp

The act of receiving both a blow job and a rimjob whilst simultaneously consuming a Capri Sun beverage.

Delightful😁

Did you know Dan got a uh Capri-Slurp at the party last night?

Oh yeah?
Yeah he was in the bathroom with both Sarah and Rachel
No shit? That-a-boy Daniel
My man!

by SpanglyCharly February 02, 2021