Capri Sun Blowjob

When you’re scrolling through Tinder and you meet a girl who will trade Capri Sun juice boxes for oral sex. She’s definitely not homeless but may or may not have all of her teeth. Found in the finer parts of Eagle River AK, possibly by Carl’s Jr

Andy, how come you buy your juice in bulk at Costco? “Bro, you know I live the Pikachu life. Article 15s by day and Capri Sun Blowjobs by night. Looking for a new couch?”

by Plumbers Putty May 23, 2018

Capri Fun

Sticking a snorty directly into your coke bag and snorting all contents

Dude I didnt have time to cut lines so I Capri Funned that bitch

by VictoriasBigMouth February 14, 2012

Fabio Capri

A song artist (Delirio and 300 miles) and tiktoker! Hes so hot too like i can't explain how fine he is

¡Un artista de canciones (Delirio y 300 millas) y tiktoker! Él también es tan sexy que no puedo explicar lo bueno que es.

Girl1 or Boy1: You know Fabio Capri? Hes fluent in Spanish and English
Girl2 or Boy2: Yes! He followed me back on instagram i cried when i saw it

Chica 1 o Chico 1: ¿Conoces a Fabio Capri? Habla español e inglés con fluidez.
Chica 2 o Chico 2: ¡Sí! Me siguió en Instagram y lloré cuando lo vi.

by maileah November 5, 2023

Capri-fun

BEST CAMP COUNSELOR EVER. Doesn’t get sun burns because she bathes in dog drool. Won’t let fibbers go to the camp nurse. Her catchphrase is “Sick!” Has a secret handshake with her cousin that is so secret they must recreate it every day for fear that it is compromised. Likes to have fun. If she could change all of the water in the world to a different liquid, she would change it to Capri-sun. Was almost names Spider-Pig.

Lesser Camp Counselor: Hey Capri-fun, are you going to let that kid go to the nurse?

Capri-fun: No, the kid ain’t siiiiick. He’s faking it. They’re faking it. They’re all faking it.

by Sugar Crash July 18, 2019

Capri

capri is a weird 11 year old boy on discord that likes to scream in kids ears and eats peoples limbs. do not touch a capri in any sort of way or else youll get bitch slapped. Capri also HATES eyes with a passion. And ripped his own eyes out before.

Person *hugs capri*
Capri *slaps face cutely*

by Caepri October 22, 2020

Wisconsin Capri-sun

When you double handed deep dog throat a man in his mid to late 30's while drinking a corona beer on a Wednesday afternoon

I gave that man the best Wisconsin Capri-sun of his life.

by Loritis August 21, 2020

capri sun

after swallowing a load of James chode

woah it was so big I had two capri suns.

by JamesAndLilly.com September 14, 2021