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Capriholic

Capriholic, also known as capri sun dependence, is a disabling addictive disorder. It is characterized by compulsive and uncontrolled consumption of capri suns despite its negative effects on the drinker's health, relationships, and social standing.
Ollie drank capri suns all night long he must be a capriholic
by Pitt29 October 20, 2010
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Capaholic

thy who lies about 24/4, lives and breathes cap
anthony wont stop fucking lying. i swear, he's a down bad capaholic
by hdmi01jackoff June 30, 2021
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Cartholic

Someone who only believes in god when car keys are missing, car won't start, police lights are in the rear view mirror, car is getting annual inspection, there's traffic when he's late.
Sally: John's an atheist right?

Ted: No, he's a Cartholic. I was at his house and he couldn't find his keys. He was like, 'Dear god, please help me find my keys. If I find them I'll go to church this Sunday.'

Sally: Oh, what a douche.
by sprtagt May 6, 2014
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Capitolicism

Pretty much just America's version of Christianity.
Did Lazarus meet his deductible before undergoing the procedure that revived him performed by Jesus Christ? That's why we need Capitolicism. We can't have Jesus just giving away free healthcare!
by KaktuzTooTousandTree September 11, 2022
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capoholic

a person in a chatroom or forum that only uses CAPS.
Some consider it a form of yelling.
The person using only caps is addicted to typing in all caps.
HELLO CHATROOM
I AM A CAPOHOLIC
by knkie April 30, 2014
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Capaholic

A Mech Warrior pilot that prefers to use a tactic called "base capture" in order to win a match online (MechwarriorOnline).
"That Bonethugg dude is such a capaholic. I didnt get to fire my weapons one frgging time. Next time I drop with him, I am going to leg him and leave him so he cant lead us to cap."
by Ra SUNGOD December 9, 2012
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captholic

some "holy" kid always capping. instead of being catholic they captholic.
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