caffeine

SCIENCE! - Strong Sad.

Since caffeine + Strong Sad = SCIENCE!, that obviously means that SCIENCE! - Strong Sad = caffeine. And also, SCIENCE! - caffeine = Strong Sad.

by Tom December 18, 2003

Shooting caffeine intravenously

This phrase is never meant to be taken literally. No-one really injects coffee directly into their blood stream. Caffeine is the main ingredient of coffee, and gives us a feeling of satisfaction. It is simply a joking expression which refers to an intense love, or even addiction, to coffee.

I'm going nuts - If I don't shoot caffeine intravenously soon I'm going to fall out of my tree!

When I was 13 I had my first coffee, and I've been practically shooting caffeine intravenously ever since!

by Brother Ramon July 8, 2011

caffeinated bowels

Pretty much diarrhea. Your bowels seem caffeinated and hyper.

Guy 1: "I have caffeinated bowels. They won't stop moving."
Guy 2: "Damn, you have diarrhea? That shit sucks."

by freakylouise December 23, 2010

caffeination failure

When copious amounts of caffeinated beverages have failed to keep you sufficiently awake and alert. Oftentimes occurring in mid-afternoon and during important meetings. Sometimes can also occur late at night when operating a motor vehicle.

After falling asleep in the middle of the board meeting, Ed realized he had experienced caffeination failure when his head slammed into the conference room table.

by miss gradenko June 22, 2011

caffeine rage

Liking every post on Facebook out of purely moral intentions but irritating everyone on your friends list.

He had 2 shots of expresso, and double brewed coffee this morning before work. He is on a caffeine rage!

Studying for finals and realizing you only had 2 hours of sleep. This calls for caffeine rage.

They stopped caffeine rage because it's bad for their health.

by shots of expresso April 16, 2013

internet caffeine

Something that can be lame, weird, bizarre, strange or funny that happens on the Internet. Similar to RL caffeine, yet somehow not as tasty.

A: Did you hear about J?
J: She busted a nut while freewheeling to polka.
A: OMG how did you know?!
J: I'm J.
A: x_x
J: Well, that's internet caffeine.

by Thatguywith2020vision June 29, 2011

caffeine toxic

When one who has had so much caffeine that they have become extremely intoxicated with the energizing substance and are left to be peeled off the ceiling with a spatula.

Person A: Holy shit, B, you're really caffeine toxic... I'll go get the spatula
Person B: *Stuck to ceiling*

by Stabby91 July 7, 2005