cuckmosexual

A straight man that is so cucked that he's basically gay.

Will Smith is a cuckmosexual. Jada's cucked him so many times he's basically a gay man at this point.

by Queef Monger January 8, 2023

Cockmonger

Cockmonger, the Bold and Bulging.. A Hero that gets all the pussy you don't get, of course he lived in the medieval ages. He kills those who call him Cockmonger, the only thing that pins him to that name is his Mushroom shaped Helmet, and a huge wang. He will blister your asshole if you even look at him wrong.

Random Peasant1: Hey look who it is!
Random Peasant2: Oi, its Cockmonge--
*Cockmonger hurls his sword into Peasant#2's throat, blood gushing everwhere*
Cockmonger in low-voice: Mah name's not Cockmonger. Though I am Bold and Bulging.

by Hidden Lizard January 5, 2011

cockmonch

1. A common phrase in the Southern Maryland area used to describe one who acks oddly and does things that are irrational and to no immediatly beneficial effect whatsoever, and in some cases may be so detrimental that the act causes harm or injury to the one who preformed it or in extreme cases injury or death to those around that person.

2. An utter unmittigated yahoo

Shut Up you cockmonch!

Callete, tu cockmonch!

by Candy Snax February 26, 2006

cockmonger

1.) someone who cannot get enough of the male genetalia

2.) An insult to a guy; an irrational or annoying man

3.) Daniel Olson

(1)ex.-She has all the STD's; she is a cockmonger
(2,3)ex- Shut up, cockmonger!

by the king July 28, 2003

CockMonger

insult for a real pain in the ass girl thats a slut.

Stupid cockmonger bitch.

by Jimbo n Josho n chris January 10, 2004

Joe likes the cacko

Another name for the overrated uni-browed quarterback of the Baltimore Ravens. Originated beacuse of his love for other mens penises.

Damn, Joe Likes the cacko.

by Gigantor10044 March 9, 2009

Cockmongler

One who (Mainly men who have been allowed) takes the penis and rubs along his body however far it may reach. Once done with that first step, sucks it.

Hey did you hear? Joe is a cockmongler now...just hang a left behind caddy's and he's right there. He's great.

by Nick Tha 1 N Only February 4, 2009