Creeper

A vehicle through which everyone dumps their emotional shit.

Creeper: "I love her." That's what he said! Isn't that embarrassing.

Woman: Really! I'm done with you for saying that.

by Ereck Flowers February 16, 2015

Creeper

A hostile mob in minecraft relying on the art of stealth to brutally murder players in an explosion like that of TNT. It's homicidal/suicidal nature and reputation make it an icon for the game. It's about half as slow as the player and mobs such as spiders and zombies, but is slow because it uses stealth over speed. Creepers are recognized by almost everyone who knows what minecraft is.

Player: Man, i just finished this marvelous house!

Creeper: Silent, then B-SSSSSSSSSS

Player: OH SHI-

BOOM!!!! player and creeper killed in explosion

by The Soviet Comrade October 14, 2011

creeper

A guy who will come up to you or even watch you from afar (normally at parties) even when you're with all your friends, and will claim to see you everywhereknows everything about you and tries to hit on you-- when apparently you have no idea who he even is or have maybe only seen him once. Also may be a guy that is trying extremely hard to get in your pants and thinks that you like it--normally these type of guys are very unattractive and are huge losers--commonly found in fraternities.

"Omg did you see that guy? He was creeping on you so bad!"

" Johnny is such a creeper- stay away from that kid)

by Erin E February 7, 2007

Creeper

An enemy in a horribly popular game called minecraft. These enemies, or mobs, as a lot of people call them, make no noise, they are silent as the breeze, and will wait around a corner to ambush you. Upon getting within one meter of you, they commit suicide, and violently explode, killing, or maiming the player, and destroying the blocks around, leaving a crater/ hole in the wall for the player to fix upon respawn. Many would say that they look like four-legged, 2-meter-tall, green penis, with the most haunting frown on their faces. The best description of a creeper can be found on google images.

see minecraft creeper mobs

by triotheyoshi September 16, 2011

creeper

A middle-aged man who freeloads at his mother's house, getting fat and lazy while watching porn all day over the neighbor's unsecured wireless connection. He will occasionally hang out at the public library to sneak a peek over the study carrels at beautiful, unsuspecting young women.

The middle-aged creeper drives by an all-girls highschool and yells crude, sexually obscene comments at a group of teenage passerbys.

by elnino559 June 2, 2011

Creeper

A creature on the indie game minecraft, which blows up on a certain radius of the player.

Creeper

by awsomia June 28, 2011

creeper

one who spooks others out in a creepy manner

That creeper keeps following me to all of my classes trying to smell my hair.

by RakkelReed December 30, 2007