The Playboi Carti Effect

Someone who has always thought of Playboi Carti as a trash artist until they've listened to the Flex transition and have transcended to another level of the psyche.

"Man, Playboi Carti is just a horrible rapper... you cant even understand him!"
"I hear you bro, but listen to Flex off of his self titled album Playboi Carti."

* 4 minutes later...*

"That transition was fucking crazy bro, I felt my soul coming out of my body!"
"For real bro, thats what you call The Playboi Carti Effect."

by IDKH December 6, 2020

Certificate of Deposit

Euphimism for used toilet paper

by Anonymous September 24, 2003

certified hood classic

anything that has this quote will be a classic.

man 1: yo have you listen to this song

man 2: no why are you making me keep hering this wack songs man

man 1: but this is a certified hood classic

by Rlzonx December 7, 2021

Playboi Carti

He is one of the greatest, most influential and most lyrical musicians to ever live on our planet. In one of Chief Keefs iconic masterpieces called "Uh Uh" where Playboi Carti also known as King Vamp is featured in, Cash Carti goes:
"Uh-uh, uh-uh-uh (tell a tale)
Uh-uh, uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh
Uh-uh, uh-uh-uh
Uh-uh, uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh
Uh-uh
Uh-uh, uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh
Uh-uh
Uh-uh, uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh"

In conclusion Jordan Carter (Playboi Carti) really is a hero of our generation, a legend. One that we needed but did not deserve.

Hakeem: "Aye Kyle have you heard Playboi Carti's new song?"
Kyle: "You mean that stupid vampire?"
*Hakeem punches Kyle as hard as he can and sends him to the hospital. In the hospital, the nurses do not want to treat Kyle because of the wrong words he used. Kye ends up dying.*

by VampireSlatt123 June 26, 2021

Certified Pre-Fucked

Another term for Divorced. Origin: Neurotically Yours

My wife was divorced with no kids when i met her, she was a low-mileage Certified Pre-Fucked woman.

by Dan Sikorski September 5, 2006

Birth Certificate

A Receipt for the skeet.

I was not tryna put my name on that birth certificate until we got a blood test.

by soulocutz August 26, 2011

certitude

The scientific version of the word certainty

Shepard Smith (when describing lewd Anthony Wiener underpants pictures): Something of this nature, that uh.. belongs on your person or doesn't, and not be - have any certitude about whether it is yours but uh when you've lived with certain things all your life you know you think eventually you probably know. what's yours.
Befuzzled blond: Well-

by paralizedhummingbird February 20, 2014