buy monica

Desperate enough to pay for oral sex

It's closin' time, I need to get mine... Where can I buy Monica?

by Spazzy69 May 25, 2014

Bobby-buy

An impulsive buy.

To purchase without prior consideration or analysis.

"I'm so going to bobby-buy that new LoL champion."

"I just bobby-bought this new game I've never even heard of."

by Ramza789 November 5, 2012

buying money

if youre in the bookies and theres a horse there that cant lose. if you back it, youre said to be 'buying money'

ulty - hey T.R, are you backing that horse??
T.R - aw for sure man, thats BUYING MONEY

by nicks nikita April 10, 2009

buy their razor

Sports-related: to knock a team out of playoff contention. Derived from the tendency for sports teams to grow their beards during the playoffs as a sign of team unity.

The Chargers bought the Titans their razor(buy their razor) last night by pounding them 42-17 in Tennessee, knocking the Titans to 7-8 and completely out of the playoff chase.

by The Evil Steve December 26, 2009

Buying Twitter

Inflicting Damage upon one self, accidentally making your own life way harder than it had to be.

"Please stop arguing with Tom, you are buying twitter right now."
"Oh man I totally bought twitter today, by queueing up to a league game."
"Why would you buy twitter? Just don't enroll into that course..."

by LeBademeister November 15, 2022

buy up

When someone underage asks someone to buy alcohol for them.

Today it's your turn to buy up.

by SwitchDaddy April 3, 2008

buy one

To be shot, esp. killed, by a gun.

"If I buy one, you muddafucka, I'm not gonna buy it from you."

-Al Pacino in SERPICO

by francisherrimann May 13, 2009