Buttsecular

A way to get out of the hole you dig yourself into when you walk up behind someone and start to say SUPRISE BUTTSECKS and they turn around halfway through. This is where you change the words "buttsecks" to "Buttsecular" thusly stopping them from punching you.

Me: (walking up behind someone) SUPRISE BUTT...
them: (turns around)
me: ...Buttsecular... (walks away)

by Schizoprenic Psychosomatic Mental Patient January 14, 2008

buttsecks

how is that supposed to feel good? there's no sexual organ there or anything... just the pooper.

buttsecks. "OH MY GOD KEEP DOING IT YOU'RE BUMPING MY PROSTATE"

"Did you.. did you just.. shit on my dick??"

by SLDCJAM October 3, 2006

buttneck

a neck that looks like a butt because of the fat on the neck

"check-out that guys buttneck!!!!"

by matthew April 5, 2003

buttsekzy

1. Adjetive form of "buttsekz"
2. Hot

1. j00 r a very buttsekzy person

2. Ouch! That stove is buttsekzy!

by Burkshifter February 12, 2005

buttsucker

Someone who kisses major boss butt in the office.

Someone who will follow the boss around like a lost puppy dog, with a dumb smirk on their face, kissing butt.

That guy Angle is such a buttsucker.

by Chimberlo December 1, 2007

General Buttsecks

Celebrated title used to describe a person's sexual attitude or sexual references. He/She can make each situation either very awkward or extremely funny.

After the teacher explained the how the reproductive system worked, everyone was waiting for someone to pull a General Buttsecks

by GeneralButtsecks November 21, 2009

Buttsack

Basically, it's a combination of the words ballsack and butthole. It can be used in place of either words, but doesnt have the same definitions as those words. It's used as an insult, with added emphasize on butt or asshole and ballsack. It's like calling someone a ballsack and butthole at the same time.(NOTE- symonms for butthole and ballsack can also be emphasized or used) ex.- ass-sack. Another way it's used is as a curse, like damn.

Doushe 1 - You butthole!

Doushe 2 - Oh yeah?!? Well, you're a ballsack!

You - You know what?You're both buttsacks!

Ex 2 - class, we have a test today! You - Oh buttsacks!

by 1gr8beatle May 5, 2011