Brett move

A term used to describe the actions of a person who does the most ridiculous and/or unexpected thing possible in any given situation.

Mark: Hey, remember when Brett decided to pregame our pregame?
Drew: Yea, he’s a lunatic. He blacked out before we even got to the bar.

Mark: It was funny though, but that was such a Brett move.

by Rollterps7 March 10, 2018

Classï Brett

Begin with a lit cigarette and a cup of black. Head to the restroom, turn the shower as hot as it goes, have yourself a nice diarrhea blow out and puke in the trash can.

“You might wanna let that air out a bit. Johnny just had a Classï Brett in there.”

by Menthol Mark November 12, 2022

bretzel

A biscuit shaped like a wide knot. Often accompanied by beer. Presently at war with the pretzel. Only difference between the two is a letter.

These bretzels are making me thirsty.

by myfras July 2, 2012

Brett

The perfect guy in the world. He is so sweet and kind. He's very caring and really athletic. As soon as he walks in the room everyone smiles. He has a heart of gold and will treat you like a queen. He has an amazing smile. The most amazing guy you'll ever meet hands down.

I love Brett so much

by Kaydanielle September 14, 2016

Brett Battle

Brett Darius Battle (born May 27, 1988), better known by his stage name FAMEOUS, is an American rapper and songwriter.

Brett Battle

by elitemgmt May 1, 2010

Brett It

When a female is so amazingly sexy that you would adopt/put up with 2 of her illegitimate children and a bun in the oven just to get your dick wet!

Crosby: Hey man, check out that banging ass female over there!

Zack: Dude, she is fine. Would you "Brett It?"

Crosby: Hells yes!!! I would "Brett It" all day long! She gives me pre-cum just looking at her!!!

by Madvillianny from Houston, TX July 8, 2011

Brett

An amazing cute handsome man, usually a sweetheart can be an asshole at times but definitely worth it. A total gentlemen, opens doors for you and a cliché man. Long eyelashes, the most amazing eyes, handsomest smile, cutest ears, tall and the most amazing husband you could ever ask for and going to be the best father for your children.

He’s amazing ain’t he?

Who?
Brett.
Yes, he really is, he’s super handsome and such a gentlemen.

by T4bb1 November 24, 2018