Brandon

Brandon is the best guy in the world he’s usually tall and dark skinned he’s very funny and smart but he’s also very chill Brandon’s always have a honking cock and are very good in bed he loves sports and video games but he’s no nerd he’s mastered the art of blackjitsu and can take anyone with ease so don’t try him.

Dawn-WOW that boy is sexy

Jessica-that’s Brandon he’s so cute and he’s smart he just made varsity football
Dawn-DIBS!

by Therealsestone_ October 31, 2018

Brandon

A little creepy greasy goblin boy who follows girls but is to scared approach them and ends up hanging out with a greasy Mexican

Obama: I want to talk to this girl but I’m too scared
Yoda: dude don’t be a Brandon

by Banana man64 February 14, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is a complete dick and is popular but very annoying and good at sports but is dick

Brandon is such a dick

by Human man1263 February 1, 2020

Brandon

A young african american young man , that sucks at everything he plays , yet he is a very sexc and cute lightskin , that could get sucked up like craZy .

Omg i love brandon , he’s so hot , but he sucks at everything . I’ll still succ him up tho .

by Perc30! May 18, 2022

Brandon

An annoying ass brother to have but one that would take a bullet for you.

Man my brother brandon is a real dick... but he sure does care for me

by 34ddsucker April 10, 2022

Brandon

Brandon is a positive person and can be helpful. He is always there to back you up even and tough times. He is smart but never shows it. Some Brandon’s can be major tweakers, and will often twitch uncontrollably. But he is a nice person but at times can be a major asshole and won’t stop being one but is still a nice person in general

Person: oh you know that Brandon kid.

Me: yea I heard he was really nice

by User17338382 November 13, 2018

Brandon

A God at Minecraft, makes bombs?

Pull a Brandon on minecraft.

by Whywydusjevda October 14, 2019