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brainspin

a general term to describe when your brain is engaged, but you aren't getting anywhere.

a) where you can't make a decision ... usually because there is too much information to process

b) where you can't even get a grip on a problem because it is beyond the scope of your brain.
Diane - I slept like crap last night.

Mike - Oh? Too bad. Was it from gut rot from that jalepeno shrimp or brainspin from your BCP exercises at work??

Diane - Definitely brainspin. I just can't get a handle on the whole BCP thing. It is sooooo complicated.

Mike - Why don't you just past it off to your boss? Let him handle it?

Diane - Are you kidding!?!? He's such a PHB, he tries to divide by zero. This would brainspin his head right off his shoulders.
by karbyn February 16, 2010
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french braid

this was from a sketch on Mad TV:

when a woman puts another woman on a reclining chair, then lifts her ass up over her head, fills her vagina with gray poupon and cocktail wieners, then buries her face up to the *beep* in her *beep* until it's clean, all the while necromancing(?) *beep*
"Now, Carmela cannot give Rosa a french braid."
by theoneandolnyxander August 15, 2009
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shit for brains

A serious medical condition where fecal matter has replaced brain matter. Dangerous, but with low mortality rate.

Symptoms: Verbal diarrhea, poor decision making skills and acne.

Cure: There is no known cure, recommend quarantine from general populace.
Exhibit A: George W Bush - Ran up a big bill, couldn't find a WMD or Osama in 2 terms.
Exhibit B: Everyone who voted for him.
Exhibit C: Most politicians.

Usage: Your alcoholic dad has shit for brains, you are a credit to the family.
by Bushwhacked June 28, 2011
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Mouth for brains

A word used to describe a person who has no brain. Where their brain should be there is only another mouth that never shuts up. Interchangeable with loud mouth, big mouth, motor mouth etc
Hey, mouth for brains, STFU!
by ElbowthehappyvikingII August 19, 2010
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bang her brains out

"How hard are you going to fuck that chick tonight? "
"Im going to bang her brains out."
by theoneandonlymanlol June 14, 2015
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Bullshit Baffles Brains

To talk or write absolute nonsense but do so with such conviction everyone comes to believe it unquestioningly.
Bullshit baffles brains is a technique used with great effect by modern politicians and the mainstream media.
by dnptyf November 13, 2016
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Fucking your brains out

Girl 1 "Henry came home yesterday horny as anything"
Girl 2 " Did you spend your night fucking your brains out?"
Girl 1 " Yep - we went at it all night like rabbits"
by Grandal's grammar August 23, 2016
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