Booteng

well guuuurrrlllllll!!! this definition can be used in varity of situations in the Geh--Toooo oooh. Are u Booteng enough??

copyright of Lizzie&Noush

Chill its all... BOOOOOOOOOOTENG!

Ur BOOOOOTENG! is looking fineeeee tonight.

This BOOOOOOTENG! is poping.

U aint my BOOOOOOTENG!

She aint all that BOOOOOTENG!

My BOOOOOOOOTENG! brings all the boys to the yard, daymnnnnn right bootier than urss.

You are the Booteng in my life.

by Booteng123 August 21, 2009

holy bartender

a really good drink.

as seen in Dogma by Kevin Smith.
At the bar:
(barkeep doesn't know how to make a Holy Bartender)
Azrael to group: Anyone who knows how to make a Holy Bartender?
Hm. Well I do.
(shoots bartender with uzi)

by scornflakes October 10, 2005

booter crunk

Booter crunk is the nasties sickest thing ever. It means anything and everything you want it to...if ur cool if your a douchebag then dont even bother saying it

BOOTA CRUNK

walking down teh hall mike sees simon they both say booter crunk no one knows hwy but the world seems like a better place

by wow..your..fat! September 18, 2006

Louisville Bartender

1.) Being cock blocked by a Bartender while you are attempting to get a number or go home with a hot chick at the bar.

2.) When you're macking on a really hot chick at a bar and then she goes home with the bartender instead of you.

1) Dude, I was spitting game on this tall blonde at Sports and I got the Louisville Bartender. She just talked to him the rest of the night. That guy was an asshole!

2) I was chatting up this girl and grabbed her ass. I went to the bathroom and when I came back she was gone, and so was the bartender. I totally got the Louisville Bartender.

by Dr. Whom October 5, 2011

Bartender

A professional babysitter. A part time psychologist. One who has a developed sense of seeing through the bullshit. Someone you are most likely NOT taking home, so do your bartender a favor and don't ask! Remember, she is getting paid to flirt with you and being HOT is part of the requirement of her job!! A professional bullshitter. Someone with a real sense of fun and can probably drink you under the table. A person with a dangerous turning point who can rip you to shreds with a few pointed sentences if necessary. A part time security guard. I may be cute but will kick your drunk ass if I have to!!

Drunk: "You're hot."
Bartender: "Thanks, you're not to bad yourself."
Drunk: "You got all kinds of booty girl!"
Bartender: politely smiles

Drunk: "We should go out sometime."
Bartender: (after tab is paid of course) "No thanks I like pussy." (In other words: You are wasted, I am sober, I have witnessed you hit on every girl in this bar and will not be your last resort to get laid. No thanks drunk guy..)

by MamaG83 June 1, 2010

fruit booter

A negative term used to insult a roller blader

Skater Kid: Man, that guy is such a fruit booter, skateboarding actualy takes SKILL!

by cooooooooooooooooooooooooollll November 24, 2006

bartek

1. When you see a song title made by your favorite producer or artist but the title actually never existed.

2. When (s)he switched or mixed up song titles and producer/artists.

Me: Is that a new song by Alan?

*looks at title* Alan Walker - Forcing

*searches song title on Google*

*nothing shows up*

Me: Wait a minute, that's a bartek! The song never existed!

by GabDoddYT August 28, 2019