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Bronsexual 

a term used by old heads who still believe Michael Jordan is better than LeBron and have no ability to debate this using actual logic. They use this as soon as someone uses logic to claim LeBron is better and they have nothing they can say to dispute this. These fans tend to be casuals who say "MJ is 6-0 in the Finals" or "MJ has more rings than LeBron". They fail to realize basketball is a team sport and rings don't define a players ability, if this were the case they would argue Bill Russell is the goat, but they don't.
Bronsexual by presti pringles January 20, 2023
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Bronsexual 

A individual who will dickride Lebron no matter what. No matter how much points you make, they will ride lebron till the day they die.
"Man all y'all some bronsexuals, MJ better"
Bronsexual by shooth1 March 12, 2024

boersexual 

"Tristan Wickens likes boers. Damn he is a boersexual".
boersexual by boersexual May 23, 2024

Bozosexual

I fucked so many clowns I consider myself a Bozosexual.
Bozosexual by ZoeWolfe May 29, 2024

Bronsexual 

Bronsexual/LeBronsexual is the strong desire to vigorously ride on LeBron James big tree trunk of a penis and to make hot sweaty love to him from dusk till dawn.
My grandpa said he was a Bronsexual. I raped him.
Bronsexual by Chad Gubbins February 8, 2025

Bronsexual 

An individual who adores LeBron James so much, they never will allow fair criticism towards him and downplay many players who threaten his legacy in Basketball.
Hey man, could you stop being a bronsexual for once and acknowledge the greatness of other current and past NBA players without mentioning LeBron?
Bronsexual by TFNArmy July 17, 2025