bollock brain

Oi! Bollock brain, unplug the toaster before sticking a screwdriver in it to get that bit of burnt toast out.

by Sid Swift November 19, 2003

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bollock custard

The ejaculation produced from a males penis when he reaches orgasm.

"I shot my bollock custard all over her face".

"She swallowed my bollock custard".

by Dacarlo March 13, 2003

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Nice top-bollocks, Jordan

by Simon Baby Fat Head February 12, 2004

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Someone who moans/bitches about minor things.

That merv called around mine the other day moaning about meaningless things, he is a right bitchy bollocks.

by joeyjoe12 August 18, 2012

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Bollock butter, the secretion from a man's penis after ejaculation.
Bollock butter aka spunk, jizz , cum, sperm and semen

Do you want to taste my Bollock butter.

I met up with a girl last night and she wanted my Bollock butter all over her chin

by slut slayer 69 December 02, 2021

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An insult meaning that someone is talking a load of shit.

by Waddo November 03, 2007

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a word to describe the best, coolest, amazing-est thing/person ever

Sean: damn that gal is the bee's bollocks

by honeygal April 09, 2017

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