cock block

One who prevents another from scoring sexually.

Trudy and Dan frequently had time alone but her cockblocking roommate ruined any chances they had to have sex.

by Miss Priss April 13, 2003

show cock then block

When you send a dick pic to someone to assert dominance, then block them, to further assert dominance

Friend: that girl I've been talking to has been a real bitch lately.
You: just show cock then block dude. Works every time.

by KansaiDorito October 17, 2020

Mormon Road-Block

Similar to a Moving Road-Block, a Mormon Road-Block is the situation where three or more vehicles are pacing each other on the freeway. This causes problems for those trying to speed past slower vehicles. A Mormon Road-Block is worse than a Moving Road-Block because Mormons typically drive mini-vans, Suburbans, or specially made 15 person vans, so as to carry their families. This means that even if vehicles are not trying to pace one another, a roadblock can still occur because of the simple size of the vehicles.

Tim: Why weren't you here on time? Didn't you leave early enough?
Mike: I left in time, but I got stuck behind a Mormon Road-block

by SmoothDogg May 19, 2006

opp block

(your or your "gangs") opposition or opps area

yo G beg we lurk in my mans opp block

by yungG24S July 25, 2017

Baton Rouge Blockade

Sticking a bar of soap up your anus in the shower to prevent leakage.

My ass was leaking so I used the Baton Rouge Blockade to seal off my ass.

by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009

Twat Block

When somebody directly interferes with a girl's ability to have sex with a guy. It's essentially the female version of a cock block.

Sarah: I can't believe I just got twat blocked by my friend. I'm so pissed!

Hannah: Some friend!

by Michael Hammond May 3, 2013

Writers Block

I had it when writing this

I have Writers Block because I cant think of anything to write in this Example box

by Xboxophobia December 31, 2010