Blitz Duels 

blitz duels used to be a happy and competitive place with easy goals to reach and beat + many guild wars that were absolutely hilarious (crits vs dueling) but now, this shitty gamemode has evolved into a bunch of brain dead armorers and archers spamming blocks, queue dodging for winstreaks (:skullemojix7:) thinking they are good then crying after being raped in real modes. Get Good Kids

#DISCORD, LOBBY, GAME, IRL, URBAN DICTIONARY SNIPED BY DOORNOB (best blitz player no kizzy)
dm - door#0656 on discord for safelist

GET SHIT ON NOOBS
Majadooma/Rulp and hxyan > You and Your Mother.

Long Live 3fi

*points at disabled school bus*
kid - "dad why are those kids on that bus"
dad - "because they play Blitz Duels On The Hypixel Network"

Blitz Duels by HenrySimmons51235 July 22, 2022

blitz(y) 

the most amazing silliest cat in the world. we all love blitz. she's so cute and amazing and sweet and funny she's the cutest cat ever. my friend calls her babycat cos she's small n he forgets her name alot💀

quotes:

"submissive and pettable"
-my brother. he didn't say that about blitz he said it abt his furry oc but I still wanted to include this quote bc its funny

"when can I see babycat again??"
-the friend I mentioned earlier. (he still is begging to see babycat again to this day)

"blitz is so cute shsjhdjshds"
-me

val: "blitz(y) is amazing"

byron: "REALL"

blitz(y) by val!!<3 March 8, 2023

The Curse of the Blitz

The Curse of the Blitz is a phenomenon that occurs whenever a person repeatedly misses something unbelievably awesome by walking out of a room full of people. It is unclear whether the person's presence/absence is the determining factor in these events. What is known is that it is more than just coincidence and the curse can be passed from one person to another.

Man1: Dude, right after you left the room, the laws of physics disappeared and the laws of awesome, tripled.

Man2: Aw, man...

Man 1: It's the Curse of the Blitz, dude.

The Curse of the Blitz by rhastings88 November 30, 2010

Brown Blitz 

When one person defecates into the mouth of another, while that person masturbates vigorously.

After eating all those beans and laxatives, it was a great night for the brown blitz!

Brown Blitz by Libnut buttchunk April 15, 2020

Fitness Blitz 

To start a diet, a new exercise regimen, or any form of health binge.

Frequently shortened to "blitz".

"Want to split a pizza?"
"No man, I'm on a fitness blitz."

Fitness Blitz by MEEEEE KO January 10, 2009

Bichon Blitz 

When your dog, specifically the Bichon Frise breed, runs crazily around the house. It usually occurs after a new person comes into the house or the dog is excited by something. The dog will usually run in a pattern, consisting of jumping on furniture and running around, under, or through furniture.

My dog bichon blitzed after my brother ran through the room.

Bichon Blitz by bichonblitz August 19, 2009

Bowl blitz shit 

Toilet warfare via the bum shoot. i.e. poo splattering 360 deg. bombing of poop

Don't go in the toilet bro, shits not going down... it's a Bowl blitz shit

Bowl blitz shit by LardBouye December 15, 2016