noun
Deliberately incorrect pronunciation of the word 'breakfast'. This is not a mistake of speech, but is used because the speaker 1. thinks it is actually a word, 2. is otherwise incapable of correctly pronouncing the actual word 'breakfast', or 3. is making fun of said persons (Alex) described in 1 or 2.
- verb (intrans.) breffexded (breff-exd-ed)
to have this imaginary meal
Deliberately incorrect pronunciation of the word 'breakfast'. This is not a mistake of speech, but is used because the speaker 1. thinks it is actually a word, 2. is otherwise incapable of correctly pronouncing the actual word 'breakfast', or 3. is making fun of said persons (Alex) described in 1 or 2.
- verb (intrans.) breffexded (breff-exd-ed)
to have this imaginary meal
Ay ay ay lemme get some of those Beer-ios for my breffex.
I'm fenna breffex.
"What did you do this morning, Alex?"
Breffexded.
I'm fenna breffex.
"What did you do this morning, Alex?"
Breffexded.
by 8-Ball GG October 27, 2006
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b) the act in which a dude convinces his lady to suck his cock while he takes a dump, but doesn't actually poop.
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