A person with no sex drive and the personality of a brick.
Used to describe the partner of someone you are attracted to or interested in.
Much like a wet blanket but instead of being a bummer at an event, they're a bummer to an entire relationship.
Used to describe the partner of someone you are attracted to or interested in.
Much like a wet blanket but instead of being a bummer at an event, they're a bummer to an entire relationship.
"Derek and I haven't had sex in 4 months but he's engaged with his video games instead of me."
"Wow dude... What a moist blanket."
"Wow dude... What a moist blanket."
by Clicky Crisp December 27, 2019
Get the Moist Blanket mug.Another name for the Dutch oven or covered wagon. Pulling the covers over your partner's head and farting, trapping him/her with the stank.
by t-bone99 May 20, 2016
Get the stank blanket mug.When you shave your balls and then stretch the skin up and over, covering your penis. This maneuver gets its name because it looks like a raw piece of chicken and covers the penis like a blanket. Usually shown as a prank because of its ugly nature. Can also be used during sex.
"This chick was about to go down on me, but I pulled the Chicken Blanket on her. It was funny but then she wouldn't blow me."
"Jimmy ate the last pop tart so I showed him the Chicken Blanket!"
"Jimmy ate the last pop tart so I showed him the Chicken Blanket!"
by knifehands September 17, 2013
Get the Chicken Blanket mug.The lens with which we look back on a relationship after it ends, abandoning all decent or positive memories and turning it into a failure.
"Your relationships were not all bad because they ended. You are just covering them with the blanket of horribleness."
by Denarse the Great February 11, 2022
Get the Blanket of Horribleness mug.Human blanket is when a person lies on top of another, and they synchronize their breathing. Both lies stomach down for full effect.
by Ki9 October 20, 2011
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1. A restless mystical creature that hops around with random facial expressions, part man part rabbit part blanket. But if you get too close and say "what is it?" it will say with a retarded expression "ahy een kno!"
2. A creature that sleeps fully spread open with limbs pointing in different directions.
- Verb
1. To hop, eat, look around with random facial expressions, and lick your paws to wet your hair/ear
2. To hog all the blanket
1. A restless mystical creature that hops around with random facial expressions, part man part rabbit part blanket. But if you get too close and say "what is it?" it will say with a retarded expression "ahy een kno!"
2. A creature that sleeps fully spread open with limbs pointing in different directions.
- Verb
1. To hop, eat, look around with random facial expressions, and lick your paws to wet your hair/ear
2. To hog all the blanket
by Pruuneday May 16, 2011
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