Blanket Party

Usually a reaction to a long-term annoyance brought about by one person, a blanket party is where an unsuspecting person (individuals only, not on groups) is taken by surprise when a blanket is thrown over them and they are wrestled to the ground, then beaten with blunt objects by other members of the group.

After the first blanket party, they usually get the message.

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004

blander

An object that is blatantly right in front of a person or even on their persons, but her/she cannot see the object and wonders where the object is located.

Blander occurs as Nancy cannot find the scissors although she is holding them in her hand.

by Nancy Handler April 25, 2006

Butter my blanket

Alternative term for jacking off while under the covers.

Jesse~ Hey guys I'm getting ofline, I'm going to go butter my blanket!

Derek~ eugh tmi!

Dru~ there's a snake in my boot!!

by twPH4NT0M November 5, 2017

peeps in a blanket

An unlikely but delicious combination of peeps wrapped in freshly cooked bacon, invented by James Newland at Biola University.

Man, I gotta get me some peeps in a blanket!

by mrongey May 19, 2009

Blane

Cool, calm, and charming to boot! This guy is sensitive and shy but very smart. He is very romantic and is a one girl kind of guy.

I wish all guys were as sweet as Blane!

by someone who knows Blane February 12, 2010

Blanketwanker

An adult child still living at home usually in the basement, usually jobless.

Poor old Charles, as if he does not have enough to worry about, his only child is a 28 year old blanketwanker who now has a pregnant girlfriend.

by bones1971 August 5, 2009

Blanket Squad

The term 'Blanket Squad' refers to four or more people who share a picnic blanket to eat lunch and share stories.

"Oh here comes the Blanket Squad"

by MMZMTS April 12, 2016