Bikity

Awesome, Cool, Badass

Dude..THAT WAS BIKITY!!!

by thebikitymaster August 18, 2010

Bidet Shit

When one takes a dump that hits the water of the toilet at just the right angle in order for the water the splash back onto the anus, making it inevitably easier to wipe with regular toilet paper.

Friend: "Dude, how do you always shit so fast?" Me:" You know, I just cut down on the wiping time." Friend: "And how do you do that?" Me: I use the old, "Bidet Shit" ploy" Friend: "Ohhhhh... good move man!"

by Ximenez4339 December 17, 2013

Biiitttcccchhhhh

Biiitttcccchhhhh means you in deep shit, or ( especially when talking with a girl or a gay) why did you do that.

Biiitttcccchhhhh, where is the man that cheated on you, he about to get his ass whooped.

by iamawesomeperiott August 3, 2020

Bidiots

A combination of Biden and Idiots. Used to describe the democrap party, as you weren't voting for him you were voting for all those idiots except him, hes just a puppet for the democrats so they can takeover the USA and tax you for it.

Look at those democrap Bidiots, man they're so naive, one day they'll realize that somebody who is tied to the democrats was PROBABLY (not confirmed yet) the reason Coronavirus got this out of hand and all the other disasters.

by anonymous January 19, 2021

bizitch-itch

referring to ones yeast infection

i was going to give becky the CPS but she told me she had the bizitch-itch

by man who indulges in balls December 14, 2021

homo-bidirectional

A term derived from the prefix "homo" referring to modern humans and "bidirectional" meaning to move in both directions. A fancy word for bisexual.

Homo-bidirectional people should...

by YoungGunBuilder December 3, 2010

Backsplash bidet

When the contact of faeces with toilet water results in a splash of water directly hitting theanus while defecating.

Pablo: Man, I hate it when my ass gets hit with backsplash; especially when I’m squatting over a public toilet, avoiding ass cheek contact with the seat, like an MJ dance move.
Mateo: It’s not so bad if it’s the backsplash bidet and the water hits you right in the asshole.
Tomas: Yeah, that makes for a quick and easy wipe.

by Mateo, Pablo y Tomas August 20, 2014