bent ref

A person known as a bent ref is a Paediophile. Taken from the popular cult series Brass Eye!

Oi J-mo you know what you are? A bent Ref!

by Darren Miller October 31, 2007

Bent Spill

The act of taking a piss in the morning when you have morning wood and have to bend over in order to make it in the toilet because your penis is sticking straight up.

"I woke up and took the hugest bent spill. Only made half of it in the toilet though."

by mt oregonian May 18, 2009

dumb bent

extremely drunk, completely wasted, inebriated

im fuckin' dumb bent

im dumb bent but imma cop einstein from your cousin

by HoganKnowsBest2010 November 2, 2010

Bent Levent

A homosexual man that flatly refuses to admit to others he is homosexual, despite displaying blatant gay traits, i.e. limp wrists, women's clothing, bum sex.

"Hey, when will he realise he's gay?"
"I know, he's a right Bent Levent"

by Fleamus90 December 6, 2007

Bit bent

bit bents are bisexuals who are actually more straight then bisexual. A girl may like boys and girls but she is more into guys than girls. A boy may like guys and girls but he is more into girls than boys.

Person 1: Alex says she's bisexual but she's always with guys.
Person 2: She's a bit bent. Duh.

by LaurBore June 20, 2011

bent in a u

pissed off at somthing or someone

joe is fuckin bent in a u

by HeathT April 19, 2007

get bent

a less offensive phrase used in a refusal to perform a chore. "fuck off".

"i need this paperwork done"
"well, you can just get bent"

by tf July 7, 2004