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Adderall bender

A period of time, usually 2-3 days, where someone has absolutely no sleep, and consumes anywhere between 60-500mg of Adderall. Occasionally mixed with alcohol and other drugs, Adderall benders are known to have a killer ending.
Jimmy - "hey Larry how was your weekend?"
Larry - "Had an unreal adderall bender, started off friday night with 60mg of adderall and a mickey of vodka, ended sunday 120mg and dying later that night"
Jimmy - "christ mate sounds like you beat both our records!"
by Rafficka July 28, 2016
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Reach-Beneath

n.

1. Manual stimulation of sexual partner while they are copulating with you from behind but require more attention.
2. Metaphor for being required to "go that extra mile" to please someone who is screwing you.
"Not only was the customer withholding payment on the job I did, I had to give them a reach-beneath and fix my competitors mistakes."
by bodiless June 13, 2016
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Dave bender

A raving slave who keeps a spare spermex bottle to contain his sperm. Dave Bender is the kind of guy to take his boat out and relax with his cup of Gatorade. Also known as a Slender, he enjoys promptnous in all forms such as doorstops, germex, prostitution, and bald spots.
Wow stop sperming in your Gatorade bottle... you're such a Dave bender
by Slenderbender69 May 16, 2017
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Turkey Bender

A man with the special ability to be able to bend, summon, and evolve any turkey. This special power descended from the 4 elements of our natural world: earth, air, water, and fire. Somewhere down the road of our world's history, each element split into 4 sub-elements, thus creating 16 elements, one being the Turkey. The Turkey Bender has the innate ability to summon and create turkeys out of thin air. If the Turkey Bender were to come across any wild or foreign Turkeys, he can possess them to join his cause, instantly evolving the turkey with special powers, including very high intelligence, strength, and agility. The Turkey Bender also has the ability to take full control over any one Turkey. It's much more complex to explain the magic behind it, you'd have to be a bender to fully understand, or at the very least a monk.
Aang: "I bet you can't keep up with me on my hang-glider you piece of shit!"
Turk: "I'll just summon my giant flying turkey, because I'm a Turkey Bender, and dip-dip tf outta this bitch, like skrrt."
by TheChosenKappa August 16, 2018
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Knowledge Bender

When you study for 2+ days straight, likely in order to hit a college deadline.
Have you seen Erik? Heard he's having a knowledge bender this weekend.
by stvejobz September 20, 2019
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bow benders

Hey Jared you’re a bow benders, spear chucking, plate making , corn growing injun
by Trixy trash ass November 9, 2019
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Boris Bender Bitch Baby

A common insult used for people who are often reffered to as Boris. Can be used interchangeably with Boris Bender Baby Man, Borisimo, and Boristle Moe.
Person A: Wow look at Boris over there throwing a tantrum because he was called cankle queen.
Person B: What a Boris Bender Bitch Baby.
by McShrekNuggets May 20, 2021
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