Dude 1: "Hey dude, that pimple on your chin looks especially big today"
Dude 2: "Heck yeah it does, it's Ripe Day and I can finally get rid of this pesky son of a beach."
Dude 2: "Heck yeah it does, it's Ripe Day and I can finally get rid of this pesky son of a beach."
by Angsty Steph September 25, 2020
Get the Ripe Daymug. As Josh stood in line at the coffee shop waiting to receive his non-fat vanilla latte, he looked around in excitement at all the "ripe milfs" talking, laughing, and gushing sex pheromones.
by The Nut 27 March 18, 2012
Get the ripe MILFmug. when you came home late last night i could not resist dragging you near and claiming some of that attention. it had been too long, the last time you licked my gaping seedless mango. you knew i had done without, you knew i had fasted and missed a couple of harvests. and you knew i would offer plenty in return. you knew.
so when it was my turn consecrating your soil, you understood the nature, the nurture of our exchange, that there was no guilt no shame in sucking whats ripe. that our well being was connected with the fire that warms, the water that clenches, the air that refreshes, the earth that steadies.
you knew i longed for our warm wet bodies to sprout.
you knew i longed for our warm wet bodies to sprout.
by Krkič June 8, 2020
Get the ripemug. 
Also known as the opposite of a “stale bagel”, a ripe bagel is the freshly made baked dough with a hole in the middle commonly known as a bagel.
by stalebagel February 14, 2021
Get the Ripe Bagelmug. That guy over there is very ripe ;)
by Mr. Ripe August 21, 2018
Get the Ripemug. 