it's simple: kill the batman

The ultimate solution to all of life's problems, especially if you're a villain in Gotham City

1) "Man, how do I get away with a crime in this town?"
"It's simple: kill the batman"

2) "How do I get girls to like me?"
"It's simple: kill the batman"

by Inco33 October 26, 2008

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Batman Theme Song

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BATMAN!!!

Jack : Dude, have you heard the Batman theme song?
Alex : The one that goes "NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BATMAN!!!"?
Jack : No dude, the other one.

by Jalexbarakarth69 January 18, 2012

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bat-man-lee adverb,adjective
1. having qualities traditionally ascribed to Batman, as strength, bravery or stealth.
2. pertaining to or suitable for Batman: equipment or activities pertaining to fighting crime in and around the greater Gotham area.

*the degree to which one is considered batmanly could be measured in terms of batmanliness.

Dude, those gauntlets are downright batmanly.

by wschoate September 29, 2008

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batwing shuffle

-noun. A specific clumsy walk, performed by adult males, that is meant to release his sweaty balls from sticking to the inside of his thighs. This behavior is usually observed right after a man steps out of his truck after a long drive.

Oh man, my balls are sweaty today. I wonder if anyone in this shopping center parking lot notices me doing the batwing shuffle. It worked! That feels good.....

by cdarucci July 10, 2011

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Battin 500

Bouncing between hitting rock bottom and exceeding expectations.

Getting an A on one test then bombing the next. bouncing between A's and F's in college resulting in averaging a low C, 70-73% is batting 500. "I Passed my first test but failed this one... BATTIN 500!! ;("

by LeDonde December 3, 2014

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