Basic Bitch

She has a lotus tattoo on her foot or ankle and brassy bleached stripes in mousy brown hair. She goes to bars and orders the "special" and post tacky photos of her drinks on her social media. She wants to date a doctor and is more suited to a dude that can handle her banal conversation and stupid fart jokes. Her idea of a dream vacation I sLas Vegas or an all inclusive resort in Mexico and she feels well traveled. She is 40, fat and not fabulous however hoping for a man to rescue her from her existence. She thinks her cat makes her special and uses it to pose for selfies. Ohh and she uses those aprkel filters for teen girls even though she is middle aged.

Damn that basic bitch answering the phones at the office keeps looking for a one nighter and I do not think it is worth the shame.

by savoir September 13, 2023

Basic Bitch

Any girl named Hayley

Guy 1: Man that girls such a Hayley
Guy 2: Yeah a total basic bitch

by OhClemmy November 7, 2023

basic bitch bun

(n.) -when a basic-ass bitch puts her hair up in a nappy-ass bun, and usually tweets about it with 10-15 hashtagged phrases, such as: #lazy #stillcutetho #starbucks #pumpkinspicelatteyum #comfy #bunnedout #uggs #sweatpants

Has anyone coined the term "basic bitch bun"? No? Let's go do it right now.

Loot at that basic bitch bun walking outta Starbucks right now with her Pumpkin Spice Latte. I bet she's tweeting about it right now.

by Djardis September 24, 2014

basic bitch brigade

A group of females that are all wearing north face jackets, black leggings, and ugg boots.

Chris: "Yo Jordan, check out those bitches that are dressed the same, drinkin' starbucks, and looking at instagram on their iphones"

Jordan: "Oh shit, it's the basic bitch brigade!"

Pat: "Shots?"

by geeked May 19, 2014

basic bitch brunching

When basic bitches go for brunch. Foods of choice generally include mimosas, eggs benedict, and French toast with strawberries and whipped cream. A basic bitch brunch is not complete until at least one member of the group posts pictures of their food on social media outlets, including but not limited to Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and Snapchat.

Basic bitch 1: Hey, do you want to go basic bitch brunching this weekend?

Basic bitch 2: Yaaaaas, I literally haven't been in forever!

by saw2015 March 29, 2016

Basic Bitch Humour

When someone's humour fits the lowest common denominator

1. Man Sarah's got such basic bitch humour!
2. You'd think Miss Marzana would have more mature jokes for a teacher but she's definitely got real basic bitch humour

by reshperera April 28, 2015

basic bitch face

A woman with basic bitch qualities who's resting face has absolutely no expression.

Basic bitch face is a spin off of resting bitch face. Basic bitches are always so wrapped up in their expensive coffees, Uggs, and Instagram filters, that they cannot focus completely on what another person is saying.

I was trying to tell her something important and she was looking at me with a blank stare as if her mind was somewhere else. She had total basic bitch face.

by GucciGlassSP April 20, 2016