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baseketball

A game made from combining baseball and basketball. The ball is basketball sized and is thrown at a basket, but the distance the basket is made from determines how many bases you get. Also, you can use cheap intimidation and distraction tactics called "Psycheouts" to make the opposing player miss his shot. And the ball is made from a leather recliner, preferably a La-Z-boy.
"C'mon miss it...Steve Perry...Steeeeeve Perry..."

"Dude, I thought we agreed, no more Journey psycheouts."
by Kucitizen June 5, 2004
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BASEketball

"Listen pig-fucker, can I call you pig-fucker?"
"No, only my friends can call me pig-fucker."
It's Baseball... it's Basketball... it's Baseketball!
by JOKa August 25, 2003
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Flooding the Basement

Arousing a woman to the point of her getting wet, and then leaving without any sort of intercourse/sexual relief.
I got a call that uber eats was here right as we were about to get down. I was really hungry, so I dipped. Sorry for flooding the basement.
by DB0913 November 23, 2018
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Basement Baby

1. A deranged relative of a celebrity kept under locks by said celebrity's family and agents. See Solange Knowles for an example.

2. A dude or a chick you are hooking up with on the side, but you might have a main bitch you are trying to keep or else you are looking for some other ass because that dude/chick just ain't cutting it. Thus, you make them your basement baby, hidden from view but still an easy, accessible lay.
Joe won't kiss me in public, I think he's trying to make me his basement baby.

Yo, Beth is hot and all but her personality sucks ass, probably gonna make her a basement baby.
by Edith Wharton April 13, 2011
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Basement

The place I hear screaming from also the home of Discord Mods
Karam:Why is there screaming coming from the basement?
Betty:Must be the rats letting you know they're there.
by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020
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mom's basement

I live in my mom's basement
by need help March 8, 2022
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Pain Basement

This is what a dive bar turns into when you reach a level of intoxication where liqour tastes like water and bartenders will overserve you until you are in a personal hurt locker.
It looks like Ryan stayed in the pain basement a bit to long last night and woke up hugging the toilet.

We are forever calling "The Recovery Room" the Pain Basement. No one has ever recovered anything but herpes there.
by TRCLAMS April 18, 2010
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