Barking Irons

Pistols (plural) gats

Bring yer barking irons. dere's going 't be a fight.

by Bob Prochko September 21, 2005

Barking Abbey Boy

A barking abbey boy is a boy from barking abbey who is always sagging and acts all hard in school. Outside of school, there mum still buys their trousers so they aren’t really the road men they think they are.

A barking abbey boy always is always caught sagging. (CHRIS. AAYAN. JESSE.) To say the least.

by BA SPREAD. October 17, 2019

barking abbey

a school that goes head to head with eastbury and is full of sweats. the number of chavs there is little but the girl radiate fish smell from their legs. the boys are literal roadmen. the sandringham site is full of pedo kids that rape others. the teachers are all boomers. all in all dont come here. outside by spice box they all buy the same food thinking theyre hard but they aint. the fishy smell comes from the gates as soon as one girl enters and leaves

person 1: whats the fishy smell over there?
person2: oh its just barking abbey
year 11 of barking abbey: the girls are fun to play with tho ;)

by sanniesan December 6, 2019

Clive Barkering

Repeatedly grabbing your semen the moment you ejaculate and throwing it at someone/something.

I was Clive Barkering all over my hallway last night because I thought I could exorcise ghosts with my cum.

by Creela September 22, 2015

Clive Barkering

When you cum into your hand, and throw it into someone's face, a.k.a seagulling

"Dude, my friend and I stayed up all night Clive Barkering each other"
"That's gross, bro."

by Batman43 September 22, 2015

barhol; barhole; barholed; barholing

The state or act of causing great discomfort and uneasiness in another individual, often, but not always, through homoerotic suggestion.

barhol; barhole; barholed; barholing

I just fucked you! You've just been barholed!

I'm totally gonna crash your party and barhole your mom.

Don't be a barhol.

Check your words with friends. I'm barholing you right now.

by Wontonimous Maximus August 25, 2011

Barking Chicken

When during a gathering of friends (i.e.BBQ) you take your pants off, tuck your dick and balls down in between your legs spread your asscheeks and back up chasing your friends and swinging your gobbler while clucking like a fucking chicken.

"While getting another beer out of the cooler I was attacked by a barking chicken, the worst part was that I didnt know the Gobbler touched my beer top until I was done drinking it.

by Deep Dish August 4, 2008