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Baptism

It's a thing where priests drown babies on a pool of holy water
Example: Bryan went on his friend's baptism party.
by Pookiebearlmao November 6, 2023
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Baptism by smoke

A person being introduced to smoking marijuana for the first time.
Person 1: "You're happier than usual. Almost like a religious person."
Person 2: "I had a baptism by smoke recently."
Person 1: "What does that mean?"
Person 2: "It means 'A person being introduced to smoking marijuana for the first time.'"
Person 1: "Oh, so that means you smoked for the first time?"
Person 2: "Yes."
Person 1: "Who baptized you?"
Person 2: "Janey did."
by JanesBestFriend May 2, 2023
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Sidewalk Baptism

Similar in effect to the spiritual cleansing or rebirth of denominations which practice Water Baptism, Sidewalk Baptisms differ in that they are spontaneous, involuntary, and predicated by violence.

A Sidewalk Baptism occurs when one, who was once flippantly hostile, becomes humble and de-escalatory upon receiving a demoralizing or defeating blow.

You will recognize a Sidewalk Baptism by the subject's sudden desire to be cleansed of their sins, be reborn, or otherwise gain the acceptance of the community.
"Start behaving yourself before you earn a sidewalk baptism."
by Vodik_VDK October 19, 2022
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European Baptism

When out in a European country and you get shit on by a bird, preferably a pigeon.
"Hey Andy! We are sitting outside drinking in Venice and 4 out of the 5 of us just got shit on by a bird!" "Ahh yes, a European Baptism."
by sweetntart July 26, 2024
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Brown Baptism

when someone gets dunked into a bucket of shit, specifically diarrhea.
guy 1: why wasnt judy at school today?
guy 2: jack gave her a brown baptism and now shes in the hospital and smells like shit
guy 1: haha, dumbass!
by professional racist123 December 5, 2023
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Devonshire baptism

Unfortunately this is when a family, typically from Devon, congregate to cum on the face of a small child
I was horrified to witness my first Devonshire baptism
by Anonanon666 October 1, 2022
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baptism

The cousin of a golden shower
When a girl squirt all over ya face during sex and you enjoy it
A: Yo are you into golden showers?
B: Nah, i’m really more of a baptism person
by Pet Sun December 20, 2024
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