I Heart Baloney Phony

When a gay man is extremely in to women once he has been drinking alcohol.

Did you see Lance hitting on all those women when he was drunk?! His husband would be pissed! That guy is such an I heart baloney phony!

by BigJD3 May 19, 2023

Baloney Smuggler

One who uses their anal passage to hide another man’s erect penis inside of.

John Travolta is greatly admired by the ladies for his good looks and interesting roles, but his real passion is being with men and playing the role of a baloney smuggler.

by Boner2020 November 10, 2020

baloney colonic

An allusion to anal sex, "baloney" referring to the penetrator's penis and "colonic" referring to the anal penetration itself. Commonly used by men who equate their genitalia with charcuterie and/or processed meat products.

Frat boy 1: "Yo, what was up with that chick you banged last night? She was all vegan and shit!"

Frat boy 2: "Her ass ain't vegan after the baloney colonic I gave her ..."

by Admiral Viggo April 27, 2014

Baloney Sandwich

A derogatory term for calling someone; specifically a male; a homosexual that likes to "suck baloney" which means that they like giving young underage men blowjobs for free.

Yo that faggot over there is such a Baloney sandwich! He keeps on flirting with all the dudes!

by JoKker.F7 July 5, 2019

baloney whig

being bald or going bald, loosing your hair

Big al has a nice baloney whig going on he should just shave it all off.

by saberbooze January 28, 2009

Baloney in the bull pen

fake news, trash talk, gossip

Johnny Depp was spewing baloney in the bull pen when he claimed that Amber Heard didn't know what she was talking about when she said that he harassed her.

by REL207 August 15, 2022

baloney

how everyone spells bologna (and it should be spelled like baloney

person texting: “yeah and there’s baloney in my sandwich”
other person texting: “it’s actually spelled bologna!”

by thecutesteverrrrr April 25, 2025