Evil Jordan baldy

A bald dark skinned fat guy who hates shirts and wears blue jorts and loves corndogs

Ugh Evil Jordan Baldy put a shirt on

by surVIV(E)al November 9, 2025

Baldy forks

Shaved vagina

Show us ya baldy forks

by psyrollin November 7, 2019

cheese baldy

When you have a corn nut stuck up your butt the the only thing you can use to get it out is a wet fart

Person 1: ugh there is a corn nut stuck in my butt
Person 2: just wet fart it out it’s called a cheese baldy

by Dangerous golf ball June 9, 2021

Baldy

Landon ball’s dick shaved and very smooth

1.Dude last night baldy tasted so good
2.Dan did you go down on baldy and kiss the shit out of him

by Fucktard08763 February 8, 2025

Baldy

A sexy bald man that is a chad that rides bikes every day, he forces his 3 awful offspring to go on bike rides every day and his wife Kimberly hates him for it. He hates video games because of his second offspring logan recchia because he doesnt like going outside and going on bike because he plays fortnite all day and jacks off to fortnite. Baldy also goes to the beach and the public pool that is in his gated community. Baldy also own a highly successful restaurant names “seed to table vegan eatery located in venice Florida. In conclusion Baldy is a stud that forces his whole family to on bike rides around his gated community every day and he also is a pussy slayer that will steal your girl.

Bro you’re riding your bike, Baldy would be proud

by Papi James Kirk September 12, 2021

Baldy

A person from Darndale, usually male, with an odd, egg like, appearance.

Let's all go laugh at the baldy.

by Mehoop July 2, 2019

Baldy Fudgepacker

1) Someone who is baldy and indulges in anal sex, normally a gay male, but not always so. Often called Menza.

2) A machine used by Cadbury's to put bars of Fudge into boxes for distribution

3) The opperator of the above machine.

I'm a baldy fudgepacker, I pack baldy fudge in boxes.

by Baldy Fudgepacker November 28, 2019